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STMO123

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Coincidence?
« on: 30 December 2008, 18:39:52 »
I've just let a huge, smelly grandad of a fart go, and when I turned around Gillian McKeith was on the telly poking around in someones poo. Spooky.
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« Reply #1 on: 30 December 2008, 18:57:00 »
 :-? :-? :-? :-?
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« Reply #2 on: 30 December 2008, 19:04:48 »
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I've just let a huge, smelly grandad of a fart go, and when I turned around Gillian McKeith was on the telly poking around in someones poo. Spooky.

I think that Gillian Mckeith is a vegetarian...........so god only knows what her sh#t smells like. :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 30 December 2008, 19:06:14 »
When there is threads like these I am soooooooooooo reminded it is primarily a man's forum! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 30 December 2008, 19:07:24 »
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I've just let a huge, smelly grandad of a fart go, and when I turned around Gillian McKeith was on the telly poking around in someones poo. Spooky.

I think that Gillian Mckeith is a vegetarian...........so god only knows what her sh#t smells like. :y :y

Cabbage, brussels, etc :o
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« Reply #5 on: 30 December 2008, 19:08:06 »
So I guess today is a quiet, not much news day then !!!  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 30 December 2008, 19:10:47 »
Did it smell like eggnog?  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 30 December 2008, 19:11:20 »
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So I guess today is a quiet, not much news day then !!!  ;D



I got a rat  :o
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« Reply #8 on: 30 December 2008, 19:12:45 »







Only popped into shed to get some tools.

Took two full buckets to clear all the soil.  :o
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« Reply #9 on: 30 December 2008, 19:15:51 »
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When there is threads like these I am soooooooooooo reminded it is primarily a man's forum! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)


Quite right Lizzie.........blame STMO 123 .....he started it. :y :y :y
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« Reply #10 on: 30 December 2008, 19:16:47 »
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So I guess today is a quiet, not much news day then !!!  ;D



I got a rat  :o

You need a trap bated with bacon or salmon :y That's what used to do on the farm or just shoot the bugger :) :) :) :)
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« Reply #11 on: 30 December 2008, 19:22:35 »
Im gonna go with the latter I think
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« Reply #12 on: 30 December 2008, 19:36:16 »
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Im gonna go with the latter I think

Yeh, more fun. You may wana entice it out with the salmon & you may have a long wait, try to keep as still as possible, don't make any noises & (pardon the pun) try to sit down wind of the hole, it's worth it :y :y :y
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« Reply #13 on: 30 December 2008, 20:26:25 »
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Im gonna go with the latter I think

Yeh, more fun. You may wana entice it out with the salmon & you may have a long wait, try to keep as still as possible, don't make any noises & (pardon the pun) try to sit down wind of the hole, it's worth it :y :y :y

I'd end up eating the salmon. ;D

Gillian McKeith BTW, is the one who loves to glean information from peoples' cr@p on 'You are what you eat'

I'm a PC pizza.
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« Reply #14 on: 31 December 2008, 08:15:06 »
think the bacon was for a sarny while you wait with your gun to shoot it. ;D ;D ;D
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