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[hoody]

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The British doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We just took an asshole out of Kircaldy; put him in the number 10 and half the country was looking for work the next day!"

[dbug]

How true!!