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JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« on: 02 January 2009, 18:21:52 »
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and calls up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota now.

Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No! The f*ckin gates'
If anyones offended i apologise
« Last Edit: 02 January 2009, 18:22:17 by LaserLance »
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #1 on: 02 January 2009, 18:30:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #2 on: 02 January 2009, 18:40:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

How can you be offended by some thing so true ;)
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #3 on: 02 January 2009, 19:24:13 »
Very Good... :y
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #4 on: 02 January 2009, 20:10:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D
pmsl :y
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #5 on: 02 January 2009, 20:12:53 »
 :y :y :y :y :y :y ;D ;D
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #6 on: 02 January 2009, 20:24:27 »
nice one ;D
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #7 on: 02 January 2009, 21:18:36 »
Good one :y
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #8 on: 02 January 2009, 21:52:44 »
I was'nt offended by it ,but you never know in this pc world who might take offence ,me i laughed like a drain when my mate sent it to me  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #9 on: 02 January 2009, 23:35:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: JOKE bit un -pc NWS
« Reply #10 on: 03 January 2009, 10:09:17 »
true, so true :y ;D
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