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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #30 on: 05 January 2009, 20:57:49 »

Didn't know you played the fiddle Daz.
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #31 on: 05 January 2009, 20:59:18 »
They get his better side......in the left picture!
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #32 on: 05 January 2009, 21:02:23 »
So thats what you call it up there Captain  ;D

Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain?  :-X
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #33 on: 05 January 2009, 21:04:27 »
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I will come clean then.....
There was some people from Norway a couple of weeks back auditioning in Massive. So I went to see what for.
As soon as they saw me they took me from behind this curtain which just had a yard stick there.
I was asked to drop my trousers which I did as the lady was quite nice, then using her yard stick measured me up. very impressed she was.
Turns out the men in Massive are well hung and were auditioning for a Porn documentary.
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I bet that was painful, no wonder you asked me to take the roof of the 5 so you could stand up when we went out ;D
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #34 on: 05 January 2009, 21:07:44 »
Are you sure they did'nt read your initials & thought they were booking Lorraine Kelly? :-/
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« Reply #35 on: 05 January 2009, 21:09:19 »
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So thats what you call it up there Captain  ;D

Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain?  :-X



You normally go to the toilet with a bunch of men?
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« Reply #36 on: 05 January 2009, 21:09:43 »
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Are you sure they did'nt read your initials & thought they were booking Lorraine Kelly? :-/
Or your real initials and thought you were asking for Double Penetration. :o ;D ;D
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« Reply #37 on: 05 January 2009, 21:09:55 »
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #38 on: 05 January 2009, 21:13:41 »
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Is it anything to do with this ;)

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0

D't know what you mean mate ::)
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« Reply #39 on: 05 January 2009, 21:14:42 »
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Is it anything to do with this ;)

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0

No, that was me......didn;t have enough Guiness that night to lube the old vocal chords coz the Captain and Gnome had drank it all!
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #40 on: 05 January 2009, 21:20:45 »
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Is it anything to do with this ;)

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0

No, that was me......didn;t have enough Guiness that night to lube the old vocal chords coz the Captain and Gnome had drank it all!

knew it was you singin  ;D
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #41 on: 05 January 2009, 22:21:18 »
I've requested his autograph before hes famous, so i can say i knew him before he was a star! :D :D
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #42 on: 05 January 2009, 22:23:26 »
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I will come clean then.....
There was some people from Norway a couple of weeks back auditioning in Massive. So I went to see what for.
As soon as they saw me they took me from behind this curtain which just had a yard stick there.
I was asked to drop my trousers which I did as the lady was quite nice, then using her yard stick measured me up. very impressed she was.
Turns out the men in Massive are well hung and were auditioning for a Porn documentary.
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I bet that was painful, no wonder you asked me to take the roof of the 5 so you could stand up when we went out ;D

Only stood up so you could give me .......................... hadn't better write that  :-X
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« Reply #43 on: 05 January 2009, 22:25:09 »
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I've requested his autograph before hes famous, so i can say i knew him before he was a star! :D :D


I am already a Star Ljay, but like I said wherever you want the Autograph would be my pleasure  :-* :-* :-*
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Re: I am going to be on TV!!
« Reply #44 on: 05 January 2009, 22:31:09 »
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So thats what you call it up there Captain  ;D

Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain?  :-X
Don't like the way he's checking the change in his pocket though....  Better duck if it goes off, Mr Cameraman!    :o
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