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[Nickbat]

No, not as a pet.

It has taken up residence under my decking just outside my patio doors. The sod's built a nest there, too. Tonight I heard the tell-tale gnawing on the wood and then saw a nose and two feet appear in the gap between the decking and the wall of the house.  

Got a BIG rat trap, so tomorrow up comes a section of decking and down goes the trap. Only problem is that the screws holding down the boards have gone a bit manky. I took one out today and half the screw remained in the hole. The screwdriver then needed a charge, so the rat got a stay of execution.

I haven't decided on its last meal yet. Maybe peanut butter.  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Just go outside and shout "Basil"  

[Richie London]

ive still got a mouse somewhere, must of gone away for a few days as it came back last night, ive got a 9 iron next to my bed to welcome it home tonight  

[HolyCount]

Get a shotgun -- you can go all "Mad Max" on it (and we can read about you in the papers    )

[Darth Loo-knee]

I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah

 

[Omega man 2]

Just go outside and shout "Basil"  

is no rat is hamster

[Darth Loo-knee]

Just go outside and shout "Basil"  

is no rat is hamster

siberian hamster  

[Tony H]

No, not as a pet.

It has taken up residence under my decking just outside my patio doors. The sod's built a nest there, too. Tonight I heard the tell-tale gnawing on the wood and then saw a nose and two feet appear in the gap between the decking and the wall of the house.  

Got a BIG rat trap, so tomorrow up comes a section of decking and down goes the trap. Only problem is that the screws holding down the boards have gone a bit manky. I took one out today and half the screw remained in the hole. The screwdriver then needed a charge, so the rat got a stay of execution.

I haven't decided on its last meal yet. Maybe peanut butter.  

Try a piece of cooked sausage. Make sure you tie it to the trap with some cotton wrapped around it to make sure the rat has to tug at it, SNAP!!! jobs a gud un.

[Richie London]

Just go outside and shout "Basil"  

is no rat is hamster

siberian hamster  

it'll soon come in from the cold  

[Nickbat]

ive still got a mouse somewhere, must of gone away for a few days as it came back last night, ive got a 9 iron next to my bed to welcome it home tonight  

The mouse knows your handicap...that's why he came back.  

[Danny]

air rifles are handy in this situations, and yes, it is fun to watch them squirm in their dying hours

[Richie London]

air rifles are handy in this situations, and yes, it is fun to watch them squirm in their dying hours

or if you have no air rifle, a pea shooter  

[r1]

you could try a rat trap by the boontown rats!!!!!!!!

[Christian]

Gat it drunk  

[Omega man 2]

air rifles are handy in this situations, and yes, it is fun to watch them squirm in their dying hours

or if you have no air rifle, a pea shooter  

Or darts if your desperate