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Ronaldos Ferrari
« on: 09 January 2009, 19:54:40 »
....made a mess of that!



Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Ronaldo was seen leaving the car whilst clutching his head but despite this, the leg injury he indured did not stop him training!

Sir Alex Ferguson made Ronaldo practice taking corners again at training.

When asked about the accident, Ronaldo blamed it on the wall not being back 10 yards
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #1 on: 09 January 2009, 19:56:23 »
McDonaldo?
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #2 on: 09 January 2009, 19:56:32 »
i hate him, wanger >:(
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #3 on: 09 January 2009, 19:56:47 »
very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #4 on: 09 January 2009, 19:57:06 »
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....made a mess of that!



Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Ronaldo was seen leaving the car whilst clutching his head but despite this, the leg injury he indured did not stop him training!

Sir Alex Ferguson made Ronaldo practice taking corners again at training.

When asked about the accident, Ronaldo blamed it on the wall not being back 10 yards

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #5 on: 09 January 2009, 19:58:03 »
Hope he's got comprehensive insurance so it's only £50 for a new windscreen, otherwise it'll cost him a fortune  :D ;)
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #6 on: 09 January 2009, 19:59:13 »
Another overpaid footballist - waste of money!
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #7 on: 09 January 2009, 20:02:22 »
lol what a cock, you'd have thought that needing to be spacially aware (to get the ball to your team mates playing football) tht he'd beable to drive... mind you he just likes to dribble and do those stupid leg overs lmao! we used to do those on the school yard and they never worked but yet they work really well in professional football
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« Reply #8 on: 09 January 2009, 20:28:32 »
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Another overpaid footballist - waste of money!

yep..I got the same idea..
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #9 on: 09 January 2009, 20:36:08 »
rather cockknocker
« Last Edit: 09 January 2009, 20:36:37 by kris9128 »
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #10 on: 09 January 2009, 20:37:47 »
He He. ;D

My heart bleeds for him!

It's a wonder that these overpaid mouthbreathers don't take a leaf out of Gazza's book and put a bit away for when they're on the scrap heap at 30 something.

By that time they might be mature enough to handle a decent car. Then again... ::)

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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #11 on: 09 January 2009, 20:38:47 »
rather Diva!!
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #12 on: 10 January 2009, 22:49:14 »
Fulham have signed Ronaldo- not for his football , but to teach Fayed's drivers how to survive a crash in a tunnel
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #13 on: 10 January 2009, 22:51:49 »
we need a terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tireding smiley,, he blames oil on the road  ::)
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Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
« Reply #14 on: 10 January 2009, 22:54:52 »
Spot of body filler, few spray cans and will be good as new!
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