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[mantahatch]

I try to park as far from other cars as is humanly possible.  ...... .

 ...... and someone still parks in the space next to you!  :-?  

You are right, invariably you come back to the car and it has attracted all the rubbish  

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Whenever I park my Omega in a car park.................I always try and park next to new ....expensive ......undamaged cars.

This way my car tends to keep it's good looks......as people with new cars tend to be very careful with their expensive new purchase.

So far ...........has worked like a charm..........so far.

If you park between a J Reg Astra.........and a battered old Cavalier pound to a penny there's a big dent in you car when you come back from shopping

Of course .........this does not mean that a woman with a brand new range Rover won't scrape the Omega.......as women can't park.....it's a fact.

Yes us women with standard cars can Optimist, but it those in 4x4's who frequently can't, and I certainly NEVER park next to them!!

[cem_devecioglu]

Whenever I park my Omega in a car park.................I always try and park next to new ....expensive ......undamaged cars.

This way my car tends to keep it's good looks......as people with new cars tend to be very careful with their expensive new purchase.

So far ...........has worked like a charm..........so far.

If you park between a J Reg Astra.........and a battered old Cavalier pound to a penny there's a big dent in you car when you come back from shopping

Of course .........this does not mean that a woman with a brand new range Rover won't scrape the Omega.......as women can't park.....it's a fact.

Yes us women with standard cars can Optimist, but it those in 4x4's who frequently can't, and I certainly NEVER park next to them!!

if they park near me (in job there are lots) I take the car and park in another place..and they look me curious why I do

[stuart30]

I park in the parent and child bays, and before you lecture me, yes I have a kid, just not always with me...  

The soft toys and kiddy seat oin the back (occupied or not) deter any questions being asked.

Not having a pop mate just stating a fact.....the next time i see someone park up in a parent and child space with no kid im going too smack them.

No end of times ive had too squeeze into a space thats not wide enough too open both rear doors (Twins so need access both sides) because some self-abuser cant be arsed too go find a normal space....bloody makes me furious.

[Jay w]

i park in the disabled bays.......when i have my wife with me...she has a blue badge

other than that i park next to something dearer than mine.....or another Omega

In the Alfa i do the same, and many time i have come back and found another Alfa parked next to it, if that's the case i can be pretty sure mine is undamaged.

I cant stand those muppets who take up 2 parking spaces  

[Andy B]

.......the next time i see someone park up in a parent and child space with no kid im going too smack them. .....

How do you know he hasn't driven to collect the family from the car park or has just dropped them off at the front door of Tesco/etc?  :-?
The spaces weren't around when I needed room either side of my car for both my kids ..... 13 months between them!

[Andy B]

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I cant stand those muppets who take up 2 parking spaces  

Ce la vie!      
I do take delight in parking as close as possible to the muppets that can't park in just one space encroaching the space next to them, so that they can't open their door ..... only when I'm in the Astra though.

[stuart30]

.......the next time i see someone park up in a parent and child space with no kid im going too smack them. .....

How do you know he hasn't driven to collect the family from the car park or has just dropped them off at the front door of Tesco/etc?  :-?
The spaces weren't around when I needed room either side of my car for both my kids ..... 13 months between them!

Seen plenty of single people roll up park...bugger off and come back alone and go.

The elderly couple (sorry too anyone in the 40"s) who had a two seater porsche...the transit works van with bob the flaming builder in....follow my drift.

Obviously there folks who may arrive alone and pick there little un"s up...ive done it myself but out of respect for people who need them i avoid them if im alone.

Wonder how the porsche driver would feel after ive slashed his tryes....

[Marie]

I park in the parent and child bays, and before you lecture me, yes I have a kid, just not always with me...  

The soft toys and kiddy seat oin the back (occupied or not) deter any questions being asked.

im same  

i hate people who do this! sorry but you  shouldnt! its bad enough trying to get a child out the car with out causing damage to other peoples cars'

ok its notso bad now but when he was younger and in the carry seats it was impossible to get him out.

rant over sorry oh and if my son is not in the car i park in a normal parking bay.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It can backfire sometimes.............I once parked next to......and at the same time as a shiny new BMW M5.......I noticed that after he thought that I had walked away......he came back and moved it.

It should be an honour for any car to be parked next to my Omega......but some posh bastards don't see it that way. :-/ :-/

[Andy B]

..... its bad enough trying to get a child out the car with out causing damage to other peoples cars' ......

As said .... been there  .... done that with 2 of them. All with 'normal' spaces. I don't use them .... but don't really see the need for them either.  

[sir moanalot]

i tend to park in the overflow car park if there is one alternatively on the end of a row and over a bit.
last year i had to laugh, a stupid woman parked her car within a fag paper width away from mine and her kid promptly opened their door onto my rear door with a thud. after hearing it i got out and checked if there was any damage and the woman immediately said "they couldn't help it they are only a kid" to which my 12 year old said "does that mean i can scratch your car and it doesnt matter" - i was struck dumb and so was the woman !!!
there was no damage to my car it knocked the bumper strip......

[Andy B]

........I noticed that after he thought that I had walked away......he came back and moved it. .....

You should've walked back to yours too        

[Andy B]

.... to which my 12 year old said "does that mean i can scratch your car and it doesnt matter" -  .....

      Obviously well brought up!!!!!      

[Marie]

i tend to park in the overflow car park if there is one alternatively on the end of a row and over a bit.
last year i had to laugh, a stupid woman parked her car within a f*g paper width away from mine and her kid promptly opened their door onto my rear door with a thud. after hearing it i got out and checked if there was any damage and the woman immediately said "they couldn't help it they are only a kid" to which my 12 year old said "does that mean i can scratch your car and it doesnt matter" - i was struck dumb and so was the woman !!!
there was no damage to my car it knocked the bumper strip......

i hope you siad thankyou to your 12 yr old. kids say teh funnyest things. thats brills!