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start ya bastard
« on: 15 January 2009, 19:34:31 »
The smart arse thing me and my friends used to say if someone was having car trouble was " you need to get yourself some of that "start ya bastard" spray  it always does the trick..



well.....  today i was in my local motor factors and i came across this so i had to buy some



made me laugh

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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #1 on: 15 January 2009, 19:36:59 »
i want some  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #2 on: 15 January 2009, 19:38:49 »
Guess its like Easy Start?  Don't over use it, the cars seem to get 'used' to it, and then never start without it.
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #3 on: 15 January 2009, 19:40:07 »
you mean something like this,,,,,http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #4 on: 15 January 2009, 19:42:28 »
does it work on anything or just cars. ;) ;)
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #5 on: 15 January 2009, 19:46:52 »
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Guess its like Easy Start?  Don't over use it, the cars seem to get 'used' to it, and then never start without it.

About 20 years ago my dad had a Ford A-Series van and that would start every morning with a squirt of easy-start but just wouldn't start without it!
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #6 on: 15 January 2009, 20:29:07 »
Could have used a couple of cans of that with some of the lazy bastids I used to work with....  Either that or the stuff that disolves superglue - so they could get their notebooks out their pockets.... >:(
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #7 on: 15 January 2009, 20:35:39 »
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Guess its like Easy Start?  Don't over use it, the cars seem to get 'used' to it, and then never start without it.

My mates seirra was a damp start "addict" lol
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #8 on: 15 January 2009, 21:16:28 »
Dunno if its right but I heard it pits the valve seats hence the engine gets addicted to the stuff.
Like I say maybe just an old mechanics tale. ;D
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #9 on: 15 January 2009, 22:11:34 »
Used Easy Start once on a diesel generator and by the knocking noises it made before the stuff burnt off I'd say it was igniting half way up the compression stroke. :o

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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #10 on: 15 January 2009, 22:13:55 »
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Used Easy Start once on a diesel generator and by the knocking noises it made before the stuff burnt off I'd say it was igniting half way up the compression stroke. :o

Kevin

It does exactly what is says on the tin, long before some other fekker stole the tag line!!   ;D
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #11 on: 15 January 2009, 22:27:06 »
where does one spray it, never needed to use anything like that before
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Re: start ya bastard
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #13 on: 15 January 2009, 22:55:03 »
i should get some just to have at work, we have some bullshit repellant spray and we have this notice about... teamwork, enthusiasm and then at the end its like.... you wont find any of that 'dangle berries' around here lmao!
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Re: start ya bastard
« Reply #14 on: 15 January 2009, 23:15:05 »
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Guess its like Easy Start?  Don't over use it, the cars seem to get 'used' to it, and then never start without it.

I dont need to use it
i bought it because i found it funny

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