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[Jay w]

Marks and Spencers are to merge with Poundstretchers. The chain to be called Stretch Marks.

Poundland is to restructure and will be called 50p Land.

Northern Rock is to be rebranded Northern Pebble.

Bank Managers are to concentrate on the Big Issues, they'll be out on the street selling them next week.

The Isle of Dogs bank collapses. Retrievers are called in.

Cadburys to launch a chocolate bar you don't have to pay for until next year. It will be called the Credit Crunchie.

The Origami Bank has folded.

5,000 staff get the chop at the Karate Bank.

I lent my brother £20 last week. Turns out I'm now the UK's fifth biggest lender.


And finally:-
Q: What’s the difference between UK Investment Bankers and London Pigeons?

A: The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW’s.

[Richie London]

very good  

[Vamps]

 

[albitz]

  ........I would to see some figures published regarding recruitment to government jobs since the start of the crunch,I have heard one or two whispers that recruitment levels have barely changed,if true the whole cabinet should be hung,drawn and quartered.

[Entwood]

 

Great ...  

[r1]

good

[Ian_D]

Fantastic!

Im still laughing now!  

[V6 Gix]

Love it. That's started my day off with a smile.

[amba]

A real good laugh was had here..made a bleak day look better.

[Sad]