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[Gaffers]

Why without sedation? You plonker! lol

I had y first without sedation, prob the worst experience of my life!!

[size=14]If anyone every thinks about having a Gastroscopy (gastro-endoscopy) without sedation............DONT![/size]  

Been there done that ... entirely agree with Gaffers  NEVER AGAIN !!!

yep..hear that before and really scared ..so will never ever try that..

The reason I chose the throat spray the first time was when I was deciding which to do this bloke came in who said he had just had one without sedation and it was fine...

.....if I could catch that c**t now!  

[Richie London]

i had no choice having the throat spray. they wouldnt believe i was being collected so i said ok do it your way. 5mins felt like forever, the choking and foaming at the mouth was that scary i tried to pull it out my feet were flapping about like a man being hanged. i would only advise someone i hate to go for the spray

phone hosp this morning, bug results are clear and got 3 biopsie tests to come in 2 weeks. then whatever they deicde to do. and!! the govt are giving me £63 a week to live on. wow!!  
could be playing golf this weekend on the taxpayer for once  

[Richie London]

Why without sedation? You plonker! lol

I had y first without sedation, prob the worst experience of my life!!

[size=14]If anyone every thinks about having a Gastroscopy (gastro-endoscopy) without sedation............DONT![/size]  

my exact words to the nurse yesterday, and the bloke who came out after me, i dont care, im a frigging wimp  

[HolyCount]

Why without sedation? You plonker! lol

I had y first without sedation, prob the worst experience of my life!!

[size=14]If anyone every thinks about having a Gastroscopy (gastro-endoscopy) without sedation............DONT![/size]  

my exact words to the nurse yesterday, and the bloke who came out after me, i dont care, im a frigging wimp  

Deffo not a wimp mate --- it is an awful experience.  And .... I swear that you can feel the end wriggling inside your stomach, but the medics wouldn't believe me !!!!!

[Richie London]

Why without sedation? You plonker! lol

I had y first without sedation, prob the worst experience of my life!!

[size=14]If anyone every thinks about having a Gastroscopy (gastro-endoscopy) without sedation............DONT![/size]  

my exact words to the nurse yesterday, and the bloke who came out after me, i dont care, im a frigging wimp  

Deffo not a wimp mate --- it is an awful experience.  And .... I swear that you can feel the end wriggling inside your stomach, but the medics wouldn't believe me !!!!!

i said exactly the same to them, said i could feel them taking a biopsy.

[mantagte]

at least it went down your throat last test i had was a camera up my ar@e never again

[Jimbob]

at least it went down your throat last test i had was a camera up my ar@e never again

Camera up your arse?

I'd love to have a camera up my arse

Try a camera down your knob, now thats pain  

[Richie London]

at least it went down your throat last test i had was a camera up my ar@e never again

Camera up your arse?

I'd love to have a camera up my arse

Try a camera down your knob, now thats pain  

isnt it a long needle they stick down yer bell end. i dont like the sound of that.  

[BigAl]

at least it went down your throat last test i had was a camera up my ar@e never again

Camera up your arse?

I'd love to have a camera up my arse

Try a camera down your knob, now thats pain  

:question

[Richie London]

at least it went down your throat last test i had was a camera up my ar@e never again

Camera up your arse?



I'd love to have a camera up my arse

Try a camera down your knob, now thats pain  

:question

with a zoom lens  

[HolyCount]

at least it went down your throat last test i had was a camera up my ar@e never again

Camera up your arse?

I'd love to have a camera up my arse

Try a camera down your knob, now thats pain  

isnt it a long needle they stick down yer bell end. i dont like the sound of that.  

LOL --- I used to work in the operating theatres ---- in the "old days" when they removed the prostate through the old todger.  It's a blessing the patient is asleep!!!  Basically they used to pass metal tubes down it, getter ever wider until the poor old boy had stretched enough to get the instruments down .... made my eyes water just to be in the same room !!!!!

[BigAl]

LOL --- I used to work in the operating theatres ---- in the "old days" when they removed the prostate through the old todger.  It's a blessing the patient is asleep!!!  Basically they used to pass metal tubes down it, getter ever wider until the poor old boy had stretched enough to get the instruments down .... made my eyes water just to be in the same room !!!!!

This proves that if god exists he's a bastard:-
1) To test finger up the arse :exclamation
2) removal out the 'pleasure hose' :exclamation :exclamation

[Martin_1962]

Camera in the todger - ow!!

Why?

[Jimbob]

Camera in the todger - ow!!

Why?

Needed to check out my Kidneys due to some big abnormalities on a CT scan.

NEVER again, the pain was unbelivable.

The burning sensation as they squirted the (next to useless) anaesthetic down my japs eye was horrific.

Camera itself was horrid, and felt it rummaging around.

Then trying to pee for the next few days was also agony.

Anything up the arse is 'enjoyable' in comparrison!

[Entwood]

Camera in the todger - ow!!

Why?

Every 6 months for the last 17 years ...

Routine checkups following an illness ..

Its a lot easier now .. the camera/cable is way smaller than it used to be ... old ones were about the size of co-ax cable .. they stung a bit ...  latest ones are very thin .. no pain at all just a little discomfort - you don't even get the gel stuff now ....

Oh .. and the pictures are now in full colour as well ..