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[Marie]

well yesterday i went to my mates wedding in bridgewater. great day apart from............

on the way there (hubby is driving) we are going down the high street and the road narrows at a 2 lane junction shes on the right side in her big car ( why she needs one i dont know) shes encroching our lane and moves over slightly we pull up beside her and she then proceeds to mve back our way jase trys to get out her way but clips the kirb with the back wheel.   not his fault i would have done the same.

well we park up and i get our son out the car and notice the wheel is rather low any way i get to the reception later wondering if hes cought the value :-/ :-/ :-/ outside the pub is tyre place so i decided to see if they would put air in it for me as i dont want to drive home with it in its current condition.

well we are looking at the wheel i am stood up and bent over dont even realise he can see down my top well there was a 1 to 2 inch cut in the side wall of the tyre   not repairable i ask how much for a replacement he says to me £31.95  

well they did a good job and at a great price too. hubbys face was brills he just looked at me and said how the hell did you manage that??

used my assets to my adavantage darlin.  

its the first time i have ever done it, its the first time i have been dressed for it!!!  

[Lizzie_Zoom]

well yesterday i went to my mates wedding in bridgewater. great day apart from............

on the way there (hubby is driving) we are going down the high street and the road narrows at a 2 lane junction shes on the right side in her big car ( why she needs one i dont know) shes encroching our lane and moves over slightly we pull up beside her and she then proceeds to mve back our way jase trys to get out her way but clips the kirb with the back wheel.   not his fault i would have done the same.

well we park up and i get our son out the car and notice the wheel is rather low any way i get to the reception later wondering if hes cought the value :-/ :-/ :-/ outside the pub is tyre place so i decided to see if they would put air in it for me as i dont want to drive home with it in its current condition.

well we are looking at the wheel i am stood up and bent over dont even realise he can see down my top well there was a 1 to 2 inch cut in the side wall of the tyre   not repairable i ask how much for a replacement he says to me £31.95  

well they did a good job and at a great price too. hubbys face was brills he just looked at me and said how the hell did you manage that??

used my assets to my adavantage darlin.  

its the first time i have ever done it, its the first time i have been dressed for it!!!  

Well done Marie!!

The 'assets' trick usually has worked for me as well over the years with all kinds of favours (for the car!!!!) done for me!  

Was the bitch in a 4x4 by the way? If so, typical!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Elite Pete]

When do you want your cambelt changing, cost one peek

[unlucky alf]

strange how a womens assets get them fringe benefits when exposed but if us guys do it we are arrested [especially if wearing a long rain coat ]

[Omegadoha, Desert Member]

Apparently it is good for mens heartrate. Good exercise for the heart.

[Debs.]

Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre.

However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?)

[Elite Pete]

Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre.

However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?)

Would you like a quote  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre.

However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?)

Would you like a quote  

You never say that to me  

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre.

However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?)

I don't believe that........even for a moment Debs.

[Elite Pete]

Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre.

However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?)

I don't believe that........even for a moment Debs.

Quality not quantity

[bighed]

Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre.

However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?)

I don't believe that........even for a moment Debs.

Quality not quantity

i thoroughly agree

[albitz]

Anymore than a handful is a waste.

[Welung666]

Anymore than a handful is a waste.

I thought it was mouthful? Oh well either works for me

[stuart30]

strange how a womens assets get them fringe benefits when exposed but if us guys do it we are arrested [especially if wearing a long rain coat ]

Next time i need a service i"ll dress the wife up and leave her in the boot...see if i get a discount...

[Lizzie_Zoom]

strange how a womens assets get them fringe benefits when exposed but if us guys do it we are arrested [especially if wearing a long rain coat ]

Next time i need a service i"ll dress the wife up and leave her in the boot...see if i get a discount...

No, no Stuart!!    You get her to go in in a short low top dress with hair and make up to match to arrange the work; works everytime with those poor young ( ) sex starved mechanics!

Trouble is once you get middle aged that's when it don't work too well, with all kind of nonsense prices and work quoted to you!