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[Marks DTM Calib]

Was pulling onto the bottom of the M69 this evening and in front of me was a Range Rover Vogue on a H plate (would be a 3.9 V8 on hotwire at that age).

He nails it and I just sat some distance behind (no trouble keeping up with that old dog and didn;t want to be close because they handle like bars of soap)........anyway....its making a nice noise and has a sports stainless exhaust on it....and it smells hot.

Suddenly he pulls over and jumps out whilst flames are pouring from the bonnet edges and front grill!

[Darth Loo-knee]

So obviously with you being a nice chap, you pulled over and helped him

[Lazydocker]

Was pulling onto the bottom of the M69 this evening and in front of me was a Range Rover Vogue on a H plate (would be a 3.9 V8 on hotwire at that age).

He nails it and I just sat some distance behind (no trouble keeping up with that old dog and didn;t want to be close because they handle like bars of soap)........anyway....its making a nice noise and has a sports stainless exhaust on it....and it smells hot.

Suddenly he pulls over and jumps out whilst flames are pouring from the bonnet edges and front grill!

... Drops his pants and wipes his arse too no doubt

[Marks DTM Calib]

So obviously with you being a nice chap, you pulled over and helped him

Christ no....the way that was going there was no chance of syphoning the fuel out for myself

[vauxfan2k]

take it your bladder was empty then?  

[Elite Pete]

Ooops

At least it will be insured.