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The Wifey sent this to me on e-mail.....
« on: 27 January 2009, 19:29:00 »
What  I Want In A Man!
                           Original  List:
                           1. Handsome
                           2. Charming
                           3. Financially successful
                           4. A caring  listener
                           5. Witty
                           6. In good shape
                           7. Dresses with style
                           8. Appreciates finer thing
                           9. Full of thoughtful surprises
                           10. An  imaginative, romantic lover



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
                           1. Nice  looking
                           2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
                           3. Has enough money for a nice  dinner
                           4. Listens more than talks
                           5. Laughs at my jokes
                           6. Carries bags  of groceries with ease
                           7. Owns at least one tie
                           8. Appreciates a good  home-cooked meal
                           9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
                           10. Seeks  romance at least once a week



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
                           1.  Not too ugly
                           2.  Doesn't drive off until I 'm in the  car
                           3.  Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
                           4.  Nods head when  I'm  talking
                           5.  Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
                           6.  Is in good enough  shape to rearrange the furniture
                           7.  Wears a shirt that covers his  stomach
                           8.  Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
                           9.  Remembers to  put the toilet seat down
                           10. Shaves most weekends



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
                           1.  Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
                           2.  Doesn't belch or scratch in  public
                           3.  Doesn't borrow money too often
                           4.  Doesn't nod off to sleep when  I'm venting
                           5.  Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
                           6.  Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
                           7.  Usually wears matching socks and  fresh underwear
                           8.  Appreciates a good TV dinner
                           9.  Remembers your name on occasion
                           10. Shaves some weekends



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
                           1.  Doesn't scare small children
                           2.  Remembers where bathroom is
                           3.  Doesn't  require much money for upkeep
                           4.  Only snores lightly when asleep
                           5.  Remembers why he's laughing
                           6.  Is in good enough shape to stand up by  himself
                           7.  Usually wears some clothes
                           8.  Likes soft foods
                           9.  Remembers  where he left his teeth
                           10. Remembers that it's the  weekend



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
                           1. Breathing
                           2.  Doesn't miss the toilet.


                          What's she implying??? ::)
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Re: The Wifey sent this to me on e-mail.....
« Reply #1 on: 27 January 2009, 20:00:42 »
 ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: The Wifey sent this to me on e-mail.....
« Reply #2 on: 27 January 2009, 20:10:28 »
Who knows what she's implying?  ;)

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Re: The Wifey sent this to me on e-mail.....
« Reply #3 on: 27 January 2009, 20:49:00 »
what we want from a woman sex, food,sex,lift to the pub,sex,lift from the pub,sex

what we get,headache,get your own tea,time of month,you not going out again are you,im tired,dont you dare wake me up,if you want sex go and f@@k that car in the garage as you spend so much time with it,in fact why dont you stay in the garage!!!
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Re: The Wifey sent this to me on e-mail.....
« Reply #4 on: 27 January 2009, 20:51:14 »
shes trying to tell you that you should divorce her before you turn 50, and get a younger model that has no expectations  ;D
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Re: The Wifey sent this to me on e-mail.....
« Reply #5 on: 27 January 2009, 20:56:39 »
Like that :y :y :y Sent it to swmbo and to the office, will send it round tomorrow, they are all women in the office. :D
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Re: The Wifey sent this to me on e-mail.....
« Reply #6 on: 27 January 2009, 21:00:58 »
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What  I Want In A Man!
                           Original  List:
                           1. Handsome
                           2. Charming
                           3. Financially successful
                           4. A caring  listener
                           5. Witty
                           6. In good shape
                           7. Dresses with style
                           8. Appreciates finer thing
                           9. Full of thoughtful surprises
                           10. An  imaginative, romantic lover



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
                           1. Nice  looking
                           2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
                           3. Has enough money for a nice  dinner
                           4. Listens more than talks
                           5. Laughs at my jokes
                           6. Carries bags  of groceries with ease
                           7. Owns at least one tie
                           8. Appreciates a good  home-cooked meal
                           9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
                           10. Seeks  romance at least once a week



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
                           1.  Not too ugly
                           2.  Doesn't drive off until I 'm in the  car
                           3.  Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
                           4.  Nods head when  I'm  talking
                           5.  Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
                           6.  Is in good enough  shape to rearrange the furniture
                           7.  Wears a shirt that covers his  stomach
                           8.  Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
                           9.  Remembers to  put the toilet seat down
                           10. Shaves most weekends



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
                           1.  Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
                           2.  Doesn't belch or scratch in  public
                           3.  Doesn't borrow money too often
                           4.  Doesn't nod off to sleep when  I'm venting
                           5.  Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
                           6.  Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
                           7.  Usually wears matching socks and  fresh underwear
                           8.  Appreciates a good TV dinner
                           9.  Remembers your name on occasion
                           10. Shaves some weekends



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
                           1.  Doesn't scare small children
                           2.  Remembers where bathroom is
                           3.  Doesn't  require much money for upkeep
                           4.  Only snores lightly when asleep
                           5.  Remembers why he's laughing
                           6.  Is in good enough shape to stand up by  himself
                           7.  Usually wears some clothes
                           8.  Likes soft foods
                           9.  Remembers  where he left his teeth
                           10. Remembers that it's the  weekend



                           What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
                           1. Breathing
                           2.  Doesn't miss the toilet.


                          What's she implying??? ::)
Shouldn't that be in the aged 42 list ::)
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