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The bird feeder analogy.....
« on: 30 January 2009, 12:43:56 »

Haven't heard it put this way before, but it's a great analogy.
    
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back patio and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the shit... It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere!
 
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit in my own back garden anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ..... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
 
Now let's see..... our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than the Aussie flag are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the shit

Kind of sums up this country's government!!
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Re: The bird feeder analogy.....
« Reply #1 on: 30 January 2009, 13:00:31 »

Like that.... Just too true for my liking :( :( :y :y
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Re: The bird feeder analogy.....
« Reply #2 on: 30 January 2009, 13:01:33 »

Very good and spot on.  Seems the Aussies and we do have a common problem ---- and they are fussier than our lot about letting people in! :y
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Re: The bird feeder analogy.....
« Reply #3 on: 30 January 2009, 13:19:37 »

Spot on :y
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Re: The bird feeder analogy.....
« Reply #4 on: 30 January 2009, 13:55:10 »

Here here...    :y
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Re: The bird feeder analogy.....
« Reply #5 on: 30 January 2009, 17:39:38 »

Very good, so very true though.... :(
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Re: The bird feeder analogy.....
« Reply #6 on: 30 January 2009, 18:37:04 »

Dare you to send that to #10!!  ;)
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