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[Elite Pete]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Sounds like his backside has as well

[Big Fra]

Could one of the longer standing members please explain?

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1232309499/90

circa page 8 but that was not the first reference...

Chaps been 'out of circulation' for a wee while....  

Ah! That clarifies things.

Kinda. :-?

Cheers Broocie!

[Timbuk]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

[Darth Loo-knee]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

[Timbuk]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

I was sort of hoping you would be less of a story telling tosser by now, but obviously not

[hotel21]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

I was sort of hoping you would be less of a story telling tosser by now, but obviously not

Chaps a legend leopard.....  His spots dont change, no matter how much keek you throw at him.....  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

I was sort of hoping you would be less of a story telling tosser by now, but obviously not

Chaps a legend leopard.....  His spots dont change, no matter how much keek you throw at him.....  

"The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth..."

[hotel21]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

I was sort of hoping you would be less of a story telling tosser by now, but obviously not

Chaps a legend leopard.....  His spots dont change, no matter how much keek you throw at him.....  

"The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth..."

More like bollock, complete 'dangle berries', and nowt else but 'dangle berries'.....  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

I was sort of hoping you would be less of a story telling tosser by now, but obviously not

Chaps a legend leopard.....  His spots dont change, no matter how much keek you throw at him.....  

"The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth..."

More like bollock, complete 'dangle berries', and nowt else but 'dangle berries'.....  

How very dare you!!  

[Ken T]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

I was sort of hoping you would be less of a story telling tosser by now, but obviously not

Chaps a legend leopard.....  His spots dont change, no matter how much keek you throw at him.....  

"The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth..."

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad.  

Ken

[hotel21]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

I was sort of hoping you would be less of a story telling tosser by now, but obviously not

Chaps a legend leopard.....  His spots dont change, no matter how much keek you throw at him.....  

"The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth..."

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad.  

Ken

whazzat?  Whole Nothing???

 

[Timbuk]

Right seems as though it all out now and above board.... although unsure honestly how it got out..

Timex has done a stretch, had a lovely cell mate named Winston. A lovely big black lad hug like a donkey. He took a shine to Timex.
I went to visit Timex, who looked like he had lost weight, I must admit I shed a tear for the poor bloke when I left (in laughter I might add). Anyway a few stitches later and doing as he was told in more ways than one he got out on good behaviour.

That really is about it

Even im laughing at that

Its ok mate, don't worry your out now.
Laugh all you like, I know you have alot to catch up on.

I was sort of hoping you would be less of a story telling tosser by now, but obviously not

Chaps a legend leopard.....  His spots dont change, no matter how much keek you throw at him.....  

"The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth..."

More like bollock, complete 'dangle berries', and nowt else but 'dangle berries'.....  

 

[Martin_1962]

So has it got anything to do with his cell mate and a bar of imperial leather by any chance

well winston ain't a white mans name

 :-?

[Darth Loo-knee]

So has it got anything to do with his cell mate and a bar of imperial leather by any chance

well winston ain't a white mans name

 :-?

Martin why have you posted a picture of yourself in this thread???

[Martin_1962]

So has it got anything to do with his cell mate and a bar of imperial leather by any chance

well winston ain't a white mans name

 :-?

Martin why have you posted a picture of yourself in this thread???

You are just jealous