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nick v6

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ann just fell in love with a ka
« on: 03 February 2009, 18:28:36 »
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #1 on: 03 February 2009, 18:30:07 »
Shes obviously never driven one of the pieces of shite then!

They are up there with the Smart cars!
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #2 on: 03 February 2009, 18:31:04 »
dont do it.....you know it makes sense
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #3 on: 03 February 2009, 18:31:26 »
It looks awful :-[
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #4 on: 03 February 2009, 18:34:10 »
Designed for Scousers 'Where's me Kar?' ;D
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #5 on: 03 February 2009, 18:34:52 »
keep the espace mate u will need it to put the bloody ka in the boot when she gets a bad back and gets fed up with it not starting  :y lol
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #6 on: 03 February 2009, 18:36:35 »
It's very --errr --- pink !!!  Mind you I guess you won't be borrowing it too often  :)
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #7 on: 03 February 2009, 18:38:36 »
Oh dear! :-[ :-[ :-X
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #8 on: 03 February 2009, 18:38:58 »
Does it come with a paper bag (for your head) just incase you need to borrow it???  :o  :o

Don't do it .... it's 'orrible!
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #9 on: 03 February 2009, 18:39:22 »
she has always wanted a ka
ive told her if the espace goes before the ka ends she can have it
subject to term and conditions ;) ;)

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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #10 on: 03 February 2009, 18:39:57 »
The second K is silent :y
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #11 on: 03 February 2009, 18:40:04 »
Consider the following.

The Ka (upto VERY recently) uses the delightful (ly shite) 'endurance' engine.

This wonder of (ancient) technology is a close derivative to the unit used in the Ford anglia of 40 years ago with the addition of (a rather poor) sequential fuel injection setup.

Yes, it has a 1.3, push rod, cross flow head engine which rattles like Jimmy Savile, are impossible to adjust the tappets well on (yes tappets!) and are generaly worn to buggery (bore wear is VERY bad) by 60K miles resulting in an oil filler that looks like a second exhaust!

If you lifted the bonnet on a Mk1 escort, fiesta or anglia.....and compared the contents to teh lump of pig iron used in the Ka......would would be hard pushed to tell the difference!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #12 on: 03 February 2009, 18:40:23 »
the thing that made me laugh is its got twin heart exhaust's
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #13 on: 03 February 2009, 18:41:04 »
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the thing that made me laugh is its got twin heart exhaust's


Bloody hell, just buy her a Barbie and a bus pass!
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Re: ann just fell in love with a ka
« Reply #14 on: 03 February 2009, 18:42:05 »
And....these things are possibly the most uncomfortable and horrible tin boxes to drive.......
That quality F*rd tappety engine >:( >:(

Dont do it......!
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