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M16

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Military Joke
« on: 05 February 2009, 10:26:40 »
The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel 1 from each of her fighting forces... She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on ops ?

The squaddie says I'd reach over grab my bayonet and stab it to death!
The matelot says I'd reach over grab my boot and batter it to death !
The airman says I'd reach over pick up my phone ... call reception and ask who the hell has put a tent up in my hotel room !

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Re: Military Joke
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2009, 10:29:04 »
 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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just need to tax the tank now:)

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Re: Military Joke
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2009, 10:52:03 »
its funny cos its true! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Military Joke
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2009, 10:54:04 »
"Many a true word spoken in jest"   :)

Any fool can be uncomfortable .. takes brains to be comfortable in adverse conditions.......

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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