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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #30 on: 09 February 2009, 10:53:27 »
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys

more into leather whips and chains :y

still got the whip marks across my back
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #31 on: 09 February 2009, 10:53:51 »
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its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault

Because a woman has pulled out in front of them without looking as they were doing their makeup ::) ::) :D :D

no coz men are 2 busy looking at the women walking down the road
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #32 on: 09 February 2009, 10:55:06 »
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys

more into leather whips and chains :y

still got the whip marks across my back
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats not true
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #33 on: 09 February 2009, 10:55:53 »
How often do you need to out petrol into the car?

a) When the needle is approaching the red.
b) About 20 miles after the fuel light has started flashing and the needle has hit the bottom stop.
c) I don't... I let my fella use the car when I think it needs filling up.
d) What the break is petrol?
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« Reply #34 on: 09 February 2009, 10:57:07 »
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys

more into leather whips and chains :y

still got the whip marks across my back
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats not true

Don't deny it... Some blokes will pay good money for that sort of treatment! :o :o
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« Reply #35 on: 09 February 2009, 11:30:47 »
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #36 on: 09 February 2009, 11:33:35 »
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys

more into leather whips and chains :y

still got the whip marks across my back
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats not true

Don't deny it... Some blokes will pay good money for that sort of treatment! :o :o


like my m8 does, i put a pick up a while ago of him i think, mental tinker he is too. but a real nice bloke and a good m8, dirty sod  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #37 on: 09 February 2009, 11:36:46 »
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nice little test to take ann  :y :y
http://www.theory-test.co.uk/asp/daily_mock_test_car.asp

i just took the test and got 1 wrong
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #38 on: 09 February 2009, 11:47:48 »
Got them all right ::) ::) :y :y
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #39 on: 09 February 2009, 11:56:46 »
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Got them all [size=8]wrong[/size] ::) ::) :y :y

there's always 1
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #40 on: 09 February 2009, 12:14:03 »
Someone's messing with my posts again ::) ::) ::) ::)

Nobody likes a smart arse :D :D :D

Got to go... MOT time's approaching :-/ :-/
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« Reply #41 on: 09 February 2009, 12:19:31 »
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Someone's messing with my posts again ::) ::) ::) ::)

Nobody likes a smart arse :D :D :D

Got to go... MOT time's approaching :-/ :-/

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good luck with the mot
let us know how you get on
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #42 on: 09 February 2009, 12:52:16 »
Multiple guess..

You are in the outside lane on the mway, at 70 [size=8]ish[/size], when a BMW/white transit van/chelsea tractor appears at high speed behind you flashing lights and indicating right.

Do you:

A. not notice because the rear view mirror is set for checking your hair?
B. raise a single finger to show him your latest shade of nail varnish?
C. apply brakes hard as he is obviously trying to warn you of something ahead that you missed while you were doing your makeup?
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #43 on: 09 February 2009, 13:06:04 »
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cheeky

its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault

Incorrect

High heels and mini skirts are actully to blame for 90% men crashing
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Re: time to test ann on her theory
« Reply #44 on: 09 February 2009, 13:15:42 »
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its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault

Incorrect

High heels and mini skirts are actully to blame for 90% men crashing
there you go then, its the womans fault.  ;D ;D
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