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Dave-C

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Sent to me by an Asian friend....
« on: 10 February 2009, 19:50:49 »
If offended easily don't read on....  :-X




































Police  in London have found a bomb outside a  mosque.  
They've  told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it  inside.  

 

 

Two  Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry  powder by mistake - both  are in intensive care.  
One  has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a  korma.  

 

 

During  last night's high winds an African family  were killed by a falling tree.  
A  spokesman for  Birmingham  Council said   'We  didn't even know they were living up  there'

    
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Re: Sent to me by an Asian friend....
« Reply #1 on: 10 February 2009, 19:59:57 »
Not PC, but pmsl. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: Sent to me by an Asian friend....
« Reply #2 on: 10 February 2009, 20:00:35 »
haha  love it
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Re: Sent to me by an Asian friend....
« Reply #3 on: 10 February 2009, 20:00:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Sent to me by an Asian friend....
« Reply #4 on: 10 February 2009, 20:01:10 »
Laughing too much to be offended!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sent to me by an Asian friend....
« Reply #5 on: 10 February 2009, 20:21:38 »
Seen the first 2 before the last one is class  :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sent to me by an Asian friend....
« Reply #6 on: 10 February 2009, 20:34:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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