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[Mr Skrunts]

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one
side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother
and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her
and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were
too large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the
trousers in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, we
have never had a single problem.'

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after
the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them
to Jill and told her to put them on.. Jill said that the trousers
were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.'Exactly, ' replied
Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I
don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and removed her knickers
and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on
but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,'
said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your f
*** ing attitude, you never will.'

[Richie London]

 

[maria]

That was a good en

[cem_devecioglu]

 

[mantagte]

very good