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[Martin_1962]

My window cleaner took me to Isle of Wright in his little prop plane a couple of years back

IT no planes (OK I have a balsa Sea Fury under construction) Window Cleaner a real airplane. Jaime - we're in the wrong job!

[TheBoy]

My window cleaner took me to Isle of Wright in his little prop plane a couple of years back

IT no planes (OK I have a balsa Sea Fury under construction) Window Cleaner a real airplane. Jaime - we're in the wrong job!

Good money in window cleaning, and low overheads

But he bought his plane and licence with some redundancy money from his previous job...

[Martin_1962]

My window cleaner took me to Isle of Wright in his little prop plane a couple of years back

IT no planes (OK I have a balsa Sea Fury under construction) Window Cleaner a real airplane. Jaime - we're in the wrong job!

Good money in window cleaning, and low overheads

But he bought his plane and licence with some redundancy money from his previous job...

Oh better not bother with the sponges and ladder then!

[Markjay]

The prop planes have a great safety record, and they are the only planes you get parachutes provided under the seats ...remember that on the way back

Why? Don't they land??  

No they just drop out the sky......too many people s**t theirselves on them, can't handle the extra weight

Sorry mate, but the Law of Mass Conservation says that you can s**t yourself as much as you like, you'r weight will still be the same...  

[Markjay]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

[Markjay]

Well I flew to the Isle of Lewis today for a two week stint of work and I thought I would take my laptop to store the pictures I take of the sites while im here and imagine my supprise to find the hotel has wireless internet connection. The flights today were the worst flights ive ever been on, the combination of small propeller planes and high winds are not recommended and to say I almost S*at myself is an under statement and judging by the smell in the cabin I wasn't the only one

I flew to Gurnsey ones on a small private plane.. we took off from Elstree, stopped Southampton for some immigration or VAT check – basically some un-interested official glancing at our passports (apparently flying to Gurnsey is classified as International fight), next stop Gurnsey and then back again through Southampton... yes it is quite an experience.


Incidentally, airplanes can take much more than this, the pilots usually try to keep the plane level and make few sharp turns just to keep the passengers comfortable, but the aircraft itself can take some heavy G before actually getting into trouble – so even when you feel uncomfortable, the airplane is actually quite OK…

[Markie]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

No! The locals - the traditionalists - dont even cook on a Sunday. They prepare the meals on a Saturday.

And your dis owned if you hang a washing out on a Sunday. I kid ye not!!

Elite Pete - where are you staying up there?

[Martin_1962]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

No! The locals - the traditionalists - dont even cook on a Sunday. They prepare the meals on a Saturday.

And your dis owned if you hang a washing out on a Sunday. I kid ye not!!

Elite Pete - where are you staying up there?

Keep away from large Wicker objects

[bob.dent]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

No! The locals - the traditionalists - dont even cook on a Sunday. They prepare the meals on a Saturday.

And your dis owned if you hang a washing out on a Sunday. I kid ye not!!

Elite Pete - where are you staying up there?

  Remind me never to go there!! :-?

[Markie]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

No! The locals - the traditionalists - dont even cook on a Sunday. They prepare the meals on a Saturday.

And your dis owned if you hang a washing out on a Sunday. I kid ye not!!

Elite Pete - where are you staying up there?

  Remind me never to go there!! :-?

Bob...just to remind you.......Dont go there  

[bob.dent]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

No! The locals - the traditionalists - dont even cook on a Sunday. They prepare the meals on a Saturday.

And your dis owned if you hang a washing out on a Sunday. I kid ye not!!

Elite Pete - where are you staying up there?

  Remind me never to go there!! :-?

Bob...just to remind you.......Dont go there  

I think I could handle doing no work, cooking etc. on a Sunday, but no BEER or PUB!!!!!!!!!! ........Nah!  

Oh, and thanks for reminding me Markie

[CaptainZok]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

No! The locals - the traditionalists - dont even cook on a Sunday. They prepare the meals on a Saturday.

And your dis owned if you hang a washing out on a Sunday. I kid ye not!!

Elite Pete - where are you staying up there?

Sounds the same as the strict Jewish people round Salford. They won't drive, sign for a delivery, cook, turn on a light bulb or even a tap. They leave the lights on from Friday morning and a tap dripping slowly so they can get a drink on the Sabbath.

[bob.dent]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

No! The locals - the traditionalists - dont even cook on a Sunday. They prepare the meals on a Saturday.

And your dis owned if you hang a washing out on a Sunday. I kid ye not!!

Elite Pete - where are you staying up there?

Sounds the same as the strict Jewish people round Salford. They won't drive, sign for a delivery, cook, turn on a light bulb or even a tap. They leave the lights on from Friday morning and a tap dripping slowly so they can get a drink on the Sabbath.

I've gotta say I'm sooooo glad I'm not religeous!  

[Timbuk]

...Remember DO NOTHING ON A SUNDAY or you will be publically flogged....

...not even an oil change for the meega?  

No! The locals - the traditionalists - dont even cook on a Sunday. They prepare the meals on a Saturday.

And your dis owned if you hang a washing out on a Sunday. I kid ye not!!

Elite Pete - where are you staying up there?

Sounds the same as the strict Jewish people round Salford. They won't drive, sign for a delivery, cook, turn on a light bulb or even a tap. They leave the lights on from Friday morning and a tap dripping slowly so they can get a drink on the Sabbath.

I've gotta say I'm sooooo glad I'm not religeous!  

I thought you had a drink every night Bob

[CaptainZok]

Thats the difference between religious and religiously Timbuk.