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Marks DTM Calib

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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #15 on: 13 February 2009, 10:16:19 »
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Might get mine an Escort Cabriolet :y

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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #16 on: 13 February 2009, 10:56:41 »
Well ,all I can say,is that Mr Dusty had better get me a very nice valentine card and PRESENT. ::) ::) ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* :-*

After the fiasco with his birthday JPG scent,he is drinking at "The last chance saloon." :-/ :-/ :-/

You have been warned Mr Dusty. :-/ :-/ :-*

P.S.well done Markey Mark. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #17 on: 13 February 2009, 17:04:58 »
Aldi have some bargains in this weekend if Mrs DTM can wait till Sunday.
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #18 on: 13 February 2009, 17:11:37 »
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Aldi have some bargains in this weekend if Mrs DTM can wait till Sunday.
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #19 on: 13 February 2009, 18:22:54 »
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Aldi have some bargains in this weekend if Mrs DTM can wait till Sunday.
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Mrs Bitz was raving about those steam generator things a year or so ago,so I bought her one for her birthday.She got the raging hump. funny creatures women. :-/ :)
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #20 on: 13 February 2009, 18:26:39 »
I've just got a right telling off for cutting the stem of the long stem roses to fit the vase, I can't do right for doing wrong ::)
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #21 on: 13 February 2009, 19:57:02 »
It should be law,that men need to buy ladies a valentine present only.

There is no need for me to buy Mr Dusty a present the way things are at the moment. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-* :-*
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #22 on: 13 February 2009, 20:15:40 »
...well, i think i know what SWMNBO is getting for valentines day off jue  :-X
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #23 on: 13 February 2009, 20:26:37 »
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I've just got a right telling off for cutting the stem of the long stem roses to fit the vase, I can't do right for doing wrong ::)


£40 a bunch near me. thank god im seperated. thats a lot of beer ;D ;D
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #24 on: 13 February 2009, 20:39:21 »
lmao! you do have a point, luckily for my wallet i'm single atm... im just waiting for AFTER valentines day  ::)
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #25 on: 13 February 2009, 20:44:39 »
ann has already had her prezzy
she has had her tigra
don't know what i'm getting tho
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #26 on: 13 February 2009, 20:45:03 »
Just get a pair of slippers and a vibrator, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go opps herself  :)

Thank you to the 1970's for that joke!
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #27 on: 13 February 2009, 20:58:55 »
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lmao! you do have a point, luckily for my wallet i'm single atm... im just waiting for AFTER valentines day  ::)

m8 flew out to barcelona with his g/f. there probably both be off there heads by now in some bar.
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #28 on: 13 February 2009, 21:22:23 »
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Might get mine an Escort Cabriolet :y

Just had a similar conversation with swmbo and then Italked her out of it.. :D
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Re: Present for the wife on Valentines day!
« Reply #29 on: 13 February 2009, 21:25:25 »
I bought her some flowers today, being a romantic :y as we agreed not to bother with pointless gifts and cards. Still had to show my appreciation though............. :y :y :y
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