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Re: Oh if I were an Admin..............
« Reply #30 on: 11 February 2009, 00:25:06 »
PMSL at the mo............. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 11 February 2009, 00:28:19 »
Oh I am so glad you are.......

I am gutted, thought people liked me obviously I was wrong...
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll go and eat worms....
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« Reply #32 on: 11 February 2009, 00:28:46 »
Keep at it Daz, you ain't beat Big Winston's sex toy yet.
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« Reply #33 on: 11 February 2009, 00:30:37 »
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Keep at it Daz, you ain't beat Big Winston's sex toy yet.

That was true I tell ya!!!

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« Reply #34 on: 11 February 2009, 00:31:12 »
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Keep at it Daz, you ain't beat Big Winston's sex toy yet.[/quote]

oh do tell please, just got the ginger beer ready..... ;D
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Re: Oh if I were an Admin..............
« Reply #35 on: 11 February 2009, 00:32:40 »
OI!!!! wtf did I do :question :question :'( :'( ::) :D
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« Reply #36 on: 11 February 2009, 00:35:16 »
Ok here it is.... hand on my heart here just so you know it is true..
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« Reply #37 on: 11 February 2009, 00:36:14 »
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OI!!!! wtf did I do :question :question :'( :'( ::) :D

 :-? :-? :-? Or are you Big Winstons sex toy............ ;D ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 11 February 2009, 00:37:15 »
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OI!!!! wtf did I do :question :question :'( :'( ::) :D

Well can you remember when you were at school??? I know it was a long time ago for most of ya... but when you fancied a girl you were always funny and nasty to her... well thats what is happening here mate
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Re: Oh if I were an Admin..............
« Reply #39 on: 11 February 2009, 00:37:51 »
A smoke screen
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« Reply #40 on: 11 February 2009, 00:38:19 »
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OI!!!! wtf did I do :question :question :'( :'( ::) :D

 :-? :-? :-? Or are you Big Winstons sex toy............ ;D ;D
Try to keep up Mike. Big Winston's sex toy refers to Timex Timbuk.
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« Reply #41 on: 11 February 2009, 00:39:20 »
 :-[ :-[ shucks, so you love me really then? :D :D ;D
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« Reply #42 on: 11 February 2009, 01:02:17 »
Well this was supposed to be a private thing but as i like only a few of ya I will share it......

My Story "The Smoke Screen" by Loo-knee number 2....

My Mum bless her wanted to be a profession athlete when she was younger. Running, Swimming, Shotput a good all rounder actually. Anyway she went all over the Uk in competetions.
Anyway I was born in 1971 thinking that the lovely guy that was raising me was my father... Until as I started to grow and mature I found a liking for certain Northern Games.. tossing was one of them... the accent drove me wild.. So, whilst my dad was away at work I spied my chance asking my Mum, "Is dad really my dad?" she looked at me with a quick pearcing stare, "Why do you ask that Laddie?"  I felt terrible asking such a thing but I had to know... "I dont look anything like him,  don't really get on well, I really must know Mum!" I began to fill up....
"He isn't your real father Loo-knee, a lovely Hairy Caber Tosser is your real Father, son. His name was Connor McCloud of the Clan McCloud born in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. He was Special, Blessed infact that is why he had to set sail, to protect you my Love"..

So to cut along story short I am the child of of an admin... he has to make out I aren't for obvious reasons.
So there it is really
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« Reply #43 on: 11 February 2009, 01:08:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #44 on: 11 February 2009, 01:16:51 »
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Well this was supposed to be a private thing but as i like only a few of ya I will share it......

My Story "The Smoke Screen" by Loo-knee number 2....

My Mum bless her wanted to be a profession athlete when she was younger. Running, Swimming, Shotput a good all rounder actually. Anyway she went all over the Uk in competetions.
Anyway I was born in 1971 thinking that the lovely guy that was raising me was my father... Until as I started to grow and mature I found a liking for certain Northern Games.. tossing was one of them... the accent drove me wild.. So, whilst my dad was away at work I spied my chance asking my Mum, "Is dad really my dad?" she looked at me with a quick pearcing stare, "Why do you ask that Laddie?"  I felt terrible asking such a thing but I had to know... "I dont look anything like him,  don't really get on well, I really must know Mum!" I began to fill up....
"He isn't your real father Loo-knee, a lovely Hairy Caber Tosser is your real Father, son. His name was Connor McCloud of the Clan McCloud born in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. He was Special, Blessed infact that is why he had to set sail, to protect you my Love"..

So to cut along story short I am the child of of an admin... he has to make out I aren't for obvious reasons.
So there it is really

Aye, right.....

Two words you got right in all that crap.....

'Speshull' and 'Tosser'....

Sums you up, almost to a 'T'.....    ;D
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