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Re: someone just crashed into my car..
« Reply #15 on: 17 February 2009, 21:09:16 »
i hope he was "acustard" by the law, probably driven by a lowlife from the "gateau" :D
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« Reply #16 on: 17 February 2009, 21:09:42 »
You lot are terrible! I'm dis-custard!!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: 17 February 2009, 21:14:37 »
its ok, he's being held in custardy until the hearing
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« Reply #18 on: 17 February 2009, 21:16:44 »
Must be a bad driver, maybe needs a refresher course
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« Reply #19 on: 17 February 2009, 21:18:00 »
 :o I'm a trifle confused by the last post!
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« Reply #20 on: 17 February 2009, 21:19:59 »
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:o I'm a trifle confused by the last post!
maybe that last post was meant to make the cookie crumble
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just need to tax the tank now:)

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Re: someone just crashed into my car..
« Reply #21 on: 17 February 2009, 21:20:00 »
he said he's been suffering from cream on the filler cap..
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Re: someone just crashed into my car..
« Reply #22 on: 17 February 2009, 21:24:12 »
the policecar was a miggy, had a lovely battenburg livery on it...
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« Reply #23 on: 17 February 2009, 21:24:56 »
Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.

Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y
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Re: someone just crashed into my car..
« Reply #24 on: 17 February 2009, 21:25:10 »
did the copper whisk the driver off to the police station
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« Reply #25 on: 17 February 2009, 21:26:32 »
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Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.

Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y

there's always one that takes the cherry off the topping
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« Reply #26 on: 17 February 2009, 21:29:07 »
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Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.

Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y

there's always one that takes the cherry off the topping

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: someone just crashed into my car..
« Reply #27 on: 17 February 2009, 21:29:26 »
my tyre is flat as a pancake now..
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« Reply #28 on: 17 February 2009, 21:35:10 »
Surely "jammy dodging" that collision would be a piece of cake? ::)
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Re: someone just crashed into my car..
« Reply #29 on: 17 February 2009, 21:37:46 »
the young female police officer that took my statement was real cute, wouldnt mind getting into her snickers....
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