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furrymunkey

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Talking Centipede
« on: 20 February 2009, 23:00:46 »
Bloke sees an advert in a pet shop, Talking Centiede £500. He buys it and takes it home in a small box. After about 30 minutes he opens the box and asks it if it would like to go for a pint. The centipede doesn't answer, raising his voice he repeats the question. Still no reply. Getting angry thinking he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of the box and says " I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on "
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Re: Talking Centipede
« Reply #1 on: 20 February 2009, 23:05:22 »
I heard this one a while back, but still a good one ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Talking Centipede
« Reply #2 on: 20 February 2009, 23:26:16 »
HAHAHAHA ;D ;D never heard that ,but i like it  :D :D
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« Reply #3 on: 21 February 2009, 08:15:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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just need to tax the tank now:)

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Re: Talking Centipede
« Reply #4 on: 21 February 2009, 08:17:02 »
bought myself a new roll on deodorant today
instructions said "take off top and push up bottom"
i'm still in casualty at the moment but my farts smell nice

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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just need to tax the tank now:)
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