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[STMO123]

...for anyone affected by the credit crunch:

A horny young lad called Dave
Dug up a prostitutes grave
She was mouldy and shitty
With only one titty
But think of the money he saved

Boom boom.

[nick v6]

 

[mantagte]

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

very good

what about this one.....

Old mother hubbard, went to her cupboard
to give her poor doggy a bone,
When she bent over, Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own...

 

[nick v6]

very good

what about this one.....

Old mother hubbard, went to her cupboard
to give her poor doggy a bone,
When she bent over, Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own...

 

 

mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
every time the dog got out
the dog tried to .................

[RobG]

There was a young nun from Madras
Who sat with a monk on the grass
She lifted his frock
And tickled his c*ck
`Till it foamed like a bottle of Bass

[albitz]

There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had the most wonderful feeling
she laid on her back
And opened her c***k
And p1$$ed all over the ceiling  

[Darth Loo-knee]

There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had the most wonderful feeling
she laid on her back
And opened her c***k
And p1$$ed all over the ceiling  

I know what film you have being watching  

[albitz]

dunno what you mean

[Darth Loo-knee]

There was a young woman from Church Lawton,
Who had one big tit and one shorten,
To make up for that she had a big tw*t,
and farted like a 500 Norton.

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

dunno what you mean

Chick flick watcher,  Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher  

[albitz]

I would imagine that all the female members have just logged out.

[albitz]

dunno what you mean

Chick flick watcher,  Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher  

Dunno what a chick flick is mate,I,m naive me.

[stuart30]

There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had the most wonderful feeling
she laid on her back
And opened her c***k
And p1$$ed all over the ceiling  

Ummm lady with a thingy.....wasnt from the philippines was she..lol

[albitz]

5 letter word,rhymes with back.