An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a
> Construction
> site.
>
> The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
> He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of
> sweeping."
> To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of
> shovelling."
> And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of
> supplies."
>
> He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little
> while. "I expect you
> men
> to make a dent in that pile of sand."
>
> So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple
> of hours the
> pile of sand is untouched.
>
> He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of
> it?"
>
> The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to
> the Chinesea
> fella
> that he wasa ina charge of supplies,
> but he hasa disappeared and I coulda finda him
> nowhere."
>
> Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says "And
> you, I thought I
> told
> you to shovel this pile."
>
> The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot
> ah could nae get
> meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in
> chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him
> neither."
>
> The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the
> pile of sand
> to
> look for the Chinese gent.
>
> Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile
> of sand and
>
>
> yells...
>
>
>
>
>
> "Supplies"
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Topic: An italian, scotsman and a chinese man (Read 721 times)