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[vauxfan2k]

Gordon Brown or Gordon the Useless One as he is  known by some of his colleagues was looking for a lady of the  night.

He  found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a  brunette and a  redhead.

To  the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of  England. Now how much  would it cost me to spend some time with  you?'

She  replied, £200.'

To the brunette he  asked the same  question.  
Her reply was £100.

He then asked the  redhead
Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime  Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my  taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing  of yours as hard as the times we are living in,  and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep  me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to  cost you a bloody  penny!'

 

[Mr Skrunts]

 

[Proz]

 

[nick v6]

 

[Richie London]

spot on