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joke, not meant to offend anyone
« on: 28 February 2009, 18:25:59 »
A man asks his barber whats the best way to treat baldness? He replies "best thing i have found is female love juice" he says. "but your a lot balder than i am" says the gentleman. "thats true" says the barber. "but you've got to admit ive got a rather crackin moustache" says the barber.  ::)
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 28 February 2009, 18:27:24 »
how do you know when a pakistani has grown up??. his nappy moves from his rse to his head.  ::)
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #2 on: 28 February 2009, 18:31:05 »
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A man asks his barber whats the best way to treat baldness? He replies "best thing i have found is female love juice" he says. "but your a lot balder than i am" says the gentleman. "thats true" says the barber. "but you've got to admit ive got a rather crackin moustache" says the barber.  ::)

No comment  :D ;)
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #3 on: 28 February 2009, 19:22:49 »
 :D ;D ;D
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #4 on: 28 February 2009, 19:46:46 »
Lol ;D ;D
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #5 on: 28 February 2009, 19:56:50 »
Good ones ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #6 on: 28 February 2009, 20:01:44 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #7 on: 28 February 2009, 20:03:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #8 on: 28 February 2009, 20:04:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #9 on: 28 February 2009, 20:09:09 »
Great jokes, but slightly dodgy territory, but I think we're all adults.... :-/
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #10 on: 28 February 2009, 20:14:00 »
I particulalry liked the one I am not supposed to find funny, but  be offended by :(     :y :y :y
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« Reply #11 on: 28 February 2009, 22:18:54 »
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A man asks his barber whats the best way to treat baldness? He replies "best thing i have found is female love juice" he says. "but your a lot balder than i am" says the gentleman. "thats true" says the barber. "but you've got to admit ive got a rather crackin moustache" says the barber.  ::)
L9 MUF!!!!! :D :P
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Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
« Reply #12 on: 28 February 2009, 22:32:11 »
 :y :y
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« Reply #13 on: 28 February 2009, 22:33:14 »
 ::) ;D :y
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« Reply #14 on: 28 February 2009, 22:34:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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