Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Please play nicely.  No one wants to listen/read a keyboard warriors rants....

Pages: [1] 2  All   Go Down

Author Topic: Things that women can do & men don't  (Read 1739 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

waspy

  • Guest
Things that women can do & men don't
« on: 13 March 2009, 20:30:13 »
Go to the toilet together, walk arm in arm, get ready for a night out in each other's bedrooms.
Can you think of anymore?
What about what men do & women don't, i can't think of many ::) ::)
Logged

unlucky alf

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • worksop, notts
  • Posts: 2394
  • this is some MOT advisory list!.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #1 on: 13 March 2009, 20:37:02 »
women can nag for hours before taking a breath,
can drive a car from the passenger seat,
can forget to turn car lights off,
can smack me around the ear while in typing this :D
Logged

waspy

  • Guest
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #2 on: 13 March 2009, 20:38:12 »
Quote
women can nag for hours before taking a breath,
can drive a car from the passenger seat,
can forget to turn car lights off,
can smack me around the ear while in typing this :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged

unlucky alf

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • worksop, notts
  • Posts: 2394
  • this is some MOT advisory list!.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #3 on: 13 March 2009, 20:41:42 »
my mrs says can make our willies look big due to there small hands,,,OUCH!!!! :'( :'(
Logged

sir moanalot

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • fens
  • Posts: 1356
  • im like an expensive watch - i get wound up easily
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #4 on: 13 March 2009, 21:33:55 »
i wouldnt kiss my mate bye after a night on the beers.........
(depending on how many beers i suppose).................... ;D
Logged
yet another miserable day in rip off britain !!!

Debs.

  • Guest
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #5 on: 13 March 2009, 21:49:08 »
 ::) Enjoy it again.......

.....and again! ;D
Logged

Marks DTM Calib

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • West Bridgford
  • Posts: 34078
  • Git!
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #6 on: 13 March 2009, 21:56:17 »
Can watch Mama Mia 10 tens and still find it funny.....
can some how manage to turn every light in the house on.....
can remember the smallest thing you did wrong 13 years ago and bring it up at the most inopportune moment.......
Logged

HCG

  • Junior Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Cheshire, UK
  • Posts: 76
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #7 on: 13 March 2009, 22:53:49 »
No, but I would probably kiss your misses....

"im like an expensive watch
- i get wound up easily"

Love it
Logged

amigov6

  • Guest
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #8 on: 13 March 2009, 23:12:56 »
Women can find things when men can't. I was'nt always single. One lovely ex once told me "When you're looking for something if it's not in the first place you look you shout until i find it for you"
     Even i can't argue with that....& she still speaks to me!!!
  
  Bless her, patience of a saint. :D
Logged

Gaffers

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • NE Hampshire/Surrey
  • Posts: 11322
    • Ford Ranger Wildtrak
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #9 on: 14 March 2009, 06:44:51 »
Quote
::) Enjoy it again.......

.....and again! ;D

So can men after a small break.....  ::) ::) ::)
Logged

nick v6

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • walsall / west midlands
  • Posts: 4584
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #10 on: 14 March 2009, 07:30:45 »
women can do that long silence thing

ive tried it, it just don't work
Logged
just need to tax the tank now:)

Christian

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Shropshire
  • Posts: 611
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #11 on: 14 March 2009, 09:17:37 »
My mrs has watched Enchanted (the film) over 20 times now, i couldnt sit through it once !
Logged
Nope i dont doo Sheep!

nick v6

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • walsall / west midlands
  • Posts: 4584
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #12 on: 14 March 2009, 09:19:40 »
ann has watched grease that many timesnow she know's every word and every song and still watches it
Logged
just need to tax the tank now:)

Lizzie_Zoom

  • Guest
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #13 on: 14 March 2009, 10:30:58 »
Instinctively "know the truth" within without any words being exchanged! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;) ;)

It makes a great difference to how we operate. :D :D ;)
Logged

VX1

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Reading, Berkshire
  • Posts: 2056
    • View Profile
Re: Things that women can do & men don't
« Reply #14 on: 14 March 2009, 11:45:54 »
Women also know how to work there way round us men to get them to do stuff for them. Clean there cars cause they don't know how to, (present company excepted ::) ::)^^)
I'm glad I am at work whilst typing this.

Paul :y
« Last Edit: 14 March 2009, 11:46:31 by vauxhallomega1 »
Logged
Vx Trade club card holder
Halfords trade card holder
Pages: [1] 2  All   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.022 seconds with 17 queries.