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Lie Clock
« on: 14 March 2009, 16:24:56 »
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

 He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

 St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

 "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

 "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

 "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

 St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

 "Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the man.

 "Gordon's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 
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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #1 on: 14 March 2009, 16:29:13 »
those hands move pretty quick
love it
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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #2 on: 14 March 2009, 16:50:40 »
LOL....... ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #3 on: 14 March 2009, 16:52:35 »
excellent ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #4 on: 14 March 2009, 17:11:07 »
That is brilliant! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #5 on: 14 March 2009, 18:12:55 »
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

 He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

 St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

 "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

 "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

 "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

 St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

 "Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the man.

 "Gordon's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 
Just an after thought ..... I wonder what Tony B..lairs would be used for  :D :D :D :D answers on the back of a postcard ;) ;) ;) ;)
« Last Edit: 14 March 2009, 18:13:58 by LaserLance »
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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #6 on: 14 March 2009, 18:55:35 »
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

 He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

 St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

 "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

 "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

 "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

 St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

 "Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the man.

 "Gordon's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 
Just an after thought ..... I wonder what Tony B..lairs would be used for  :D :D :D :D answers on the back of a postcard ;) ;) ;) ;)


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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #7 on: 14 March 2009, 19:21:49 »
Lol ;D ;D :y
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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #8 on: 14 March 2009, 20:27:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
<-------Look, he's telling lies again
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Re: Lie Clock
« Reply #9 on: 14 March 2009, 20:56:23 »
 ;D ;D

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if ours (my pres.) have one clock sure its turning like a turbine ;D
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