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Scousers' Quiz
« on: 14 March 2009, 16:35:51 »
 

 

 

Q. Two Liverpool girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.

Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Scouse girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Scouse girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Scouse girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Scouse quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Scouse kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a Scouse boy and an Scouse girl?
A. A Scouse girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
A. Fathers day

(Apologies to any scouser OOF member)
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Re: Scousers' Quiz
« Reply #1 on: 14 March 2009, 16:39:31 »
i like the last 2 best
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Scousers' Quiz
« Reply #2 on: 14 March 2009, 16:46:22 »
There was a sign in a post office in liverpool "wanted for armed robbery" by 10am 12 scousers applied  ;D
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Re: Scousers' Quiz
« Reply #3 on: 14 March 2009, 16:57:59 »
very good ;D ;D
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Re: Scousers' Quiz
« Reply #4 on: 14 March 2009, 18:30:13 »
Very good.... ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Scousers' Quiz
« Reply #5 on: 14 March 2009, 18:35:26 »
Shouldnt laff, but I cant help it.  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Scousers' Quiz
« Reply #6 on: 14 March 2009, 18:59:46 »
No offence to any Mickey Mousers but that was a giggle! ;D
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Re: Scousers' Quiz
« Reply #7 on: 15 March 2009, 00:11:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D yer gotta laugh :y
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Re: Scousers' Quiz
« Reply #8 on: 15 March 2009, 09:28:17 »
That was on last week with essex girls instead of scousers. More believable then.
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