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Todays rib tickler
« on: 24 March 2009, 19:25:47 »

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
  
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
  
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
  
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
  
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
  
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
  
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
  
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
  
'rather jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #1 on: 24 March 2009, 19:30:11 »

fantastic  :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #2 on: 24 March 2009, 19:35:41 »

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #3 on: 24 March 2009, 19:38:43 »

very good!! ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #4 on: 24 March 2009, 19:39:14 »

Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #5 on: 24 March 2009, 19:52:43 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #6 on: 24 March 2009, 20:51:44 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #7 on: 24 March 2009, 21:13:36 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #8 on: 24 March 2009, 21:15:39 »

LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 25 March 2009, 13:09:56 »

Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre. Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way. A few minutes later Paddy passes Murphy on the girls bike. "what the break happened?" asks Murphy.
"well i fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her knickers off,lies on the ground and says,take what you want big boy!  so i took the bike"
" aye good on ye" says Murphy. " im sure the knickers wouldnt fit ye anyway"
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #10 on: 25 March 2009, 13:12:43 »

 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #11 on: 25 March 2009, 13:15:30 »

 ;D ;D ;Dvery good ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #12 on: 25 March 2009, 14:16:48 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Todays rib tickler
« Reply #13 on: 25 March 2009, 17:02:51 »

Both very good .....nice one  :y :y :y :y :y :y
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