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Re: Brain of Britain, eat your heart out....
« Reply #15 on: 25 March 2009, 15:37:24 »
i remembered seeing a saturday shop girl chewing on a big brown pen, so i thought id amuse her by saying "you look like winston churchill sucking on that pen" to which she replied "are you callin' me a dog then"? i didnt have the time or energy to educate her that ones a famous briton and the other is a ficticious dog on a car insurance advert............................... ::) ::)
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yet another miserable day in rip off britain !!!

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Re: Brain of Britain, eat your heart out....
« Reply #16 on: 25 March 2009, 17:05:57 »
A lot of these people are, of course, parents. When my missus has to call them in to tell them that little Tyson isn't doing too well at literacy/numeracy, it becomes immediately apparent why that is. ;D
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Re: Brain of Britain, eat your heart out....
« Reply #17 on: 25 March 2009, 17:35:19 »
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A lot of these people are, of course, parents. When my missus has to call them in to tell them that little Tyson isn't doing too well at literacy/numeracy, it becomes immediately apparent why that is. ;D

But the worry is, this is both true and, in many cases it is now 3rd generational... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Brain of Britain, eat your heart out....
« Reply #18 on: 25 March 2009, 19:15:17 »
You really dont know the half of it.

A letter my wife received from a parent went something like:

Dear Headteacher, can I please pick Jonny up from school at lunchtime today. I need to buy him new trainees. I get my money on Monday morning and if I dont buy them in the afternoon, I will have spent it by half three.

I kid you not. ;D
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Re: Brain of Britain, eat your heart out....
« Reply #19 on: 25 March 2009, 19:29:09 »
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You really dont know the half of it.
A letter my wife received from a parent went something like:

Dear Headteacher, can I please pick Jonny up from school at lunchtime today. I need to buy him new trainees. I get my money on Monday morning and if I dont buy them in the afternoon, I will have spent it by half three.

I kid you not. ;D

Oh I do, I really really do!! ;) ;)
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Re: Brain of Britain, eat your heart out....
« Reply #20 on: 25 March 2009, 19:31:04 »
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You really dont know the half of it.

A letter my wife received from a parent went something like:

Dear Headteacher, can I please pick Jonny up from school at lunchtime today. I need to buy him new trainees. I get my money on Monday morning and if I dont buy them in the afternoon, I will have spent it by half three.

I kid you not. ;D

Ah..................the great British underclass...............salt of the Earth. :y :y :y
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