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Re: Loo-knee In Hospital
« Reply #105 on: 26 March 2009, 21:33:22 »

Movicol to clear me out    are they saying I am full of sh*t?

You must have come to Reading then Daz and decided to eat out at a resturant in town that left all the customers ill!! It must of took a bloody long time to do you in then ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #106 on: 26 March 2009, 21:33:28 »

Were a pair Daz  going to docs tomorrow i'm in agaony with stomach pains 80% of the day really am fed up have to wait 2 wks for an endoscopy god cant stand waiting that long with these pains hence the visit to docs to try get something for the pains b4 I top misen :y
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« Reply #107 on: 26 March 2009, 21:34:00 »

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Attention seeking again Daz?  :P

So it seems Budge ;) :P ;D

I thought so. That sort of behaviour has been lacking on here for a while; seems like you've taken over.  ;)
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« Reply #108 on: 26 March 2009, 21:36:19 »

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are they saying I am full of sh*t?

Didnt need a visit to hospital to find that out matey, we could have told you that. ;D

Once suffered from gall Stone, hope I never relive that feeling againn.

Nice to know you are home again matey, just looking forward to seeing the pics of your better half in a maid's outfitt. (Bless her - having to look after you)
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« Reply #109 on: 26 March 2009, 21:37:15 »

Daz!! What you need is a calonic irregation (have I spelt it correctly) That will sort you out and clear you out as well ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #110 on: 26 March 2009, 21:38:06 »

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Daz!! What you need is a calonic irregation (have I spelt it correctly) That will sort you out and clear you out as well ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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what he needs is a good curry
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« Reply #111 on: 26 March 2009, 21:38:34 »

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Daz!! What you need is a calonic irregation (have I spelt it correctly) That will sort you out and clear you out as well ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Is that the one where they shove a hose pipe up his jacksy and then run for cover. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #112 on: 26 March 2009, 21:39:08 »

Thats what started his problem ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #113 on: 26 March 2009, 21:40:12 »

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Daz!! What you need is a calonic irregation (have I spelt it correctly) That will sort you out and clear you out as well ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Is that the one where they shove a hose pipe up his jacksy and then run for cover. ;D ;D ;D

YES ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #114 on: 26 March 2009, 21:41:19 »

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Thats what started his problem ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Doesnt surprise me.  But then again, there was that picture with him and pete,
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Re: Loo-knee In Hospital
« Reply #115 on: 26 March 2009, 21:42:52 »

the effect of those sachets is similar to a hose pipe turned on from the inside.  Dont go far from the bog when you've taken it Daz... ;)

..and get well soon !
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« Reply #116 on: 26 March 2009, 21:43:44 »

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the effect of those sachets is similar to a hose pipe turned on from the inside.  Dont go far from the bog when you've taken it Daz... ;)

..and get well soon !

needs one of those adult nappies ;D
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Re: Loo-knee In Hospital
« Reply #117 on: 26 March 2009, 21:44:12 »

I've got the results of one of Loo Knees X Rays but can't quite make it out ::)

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Re: Loo-knee In Hospital
« Reply #118 on: 26 March 2009, 21:45:15 »

is it a 60w or 100w ;D
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Re: Loo-knee In Hospital
« Reply #119 on: 26 March 2009, 21:45:33 »

needs one of those adult nappies   :y


That could be arranged. We both have someone in that industry Nick  don't we...................................

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