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no.1 inland revenue fraud
« on: 31 March 2009, 12:52:59 »
i rang the inland revenue last week trying to fund out what companies employed me last year as companies dot issue certificates now and makes it hard to do your anal tax return. i recieved a reply this morning listing compaies and what i earnt and how much tax deducted.

1 of the agencies listed i havent not worked for over 10 yrs. but i seem to have earnt 18,645.37p. after various calls this morning it seems whoever has been using my name has been banking the money into there partners bank account to hide there tracks. i have been told not to worry about it as they will sort it out and investigate it and they know its fraud as they know where my earnings have been going for the last year which was my own account. shows how useless some criminals really are doesnt it
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Re: no.1 inland revenue fraud
« Reply #1 on: 31 March 2009, 13:07:08 »
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i rang the inland revenue last week trying to fund out what companies employed me last year as companies dot issue certificates now and makes it hard to do your anal tax return. i recieved a reply this morning listing compaies and what i earnt and how much tax deducted.

1 of the agencies listed i havent not worked for over 10 yrs. but i seem to have earnt 18,645.37p. after various calls this morning it seems whoever has been using my name has been banking the money into there partners bank account to hide there tracks. i have been told not to worry about it as they will sort it out and investigate it and they know its fraud as they know where my earnings have been going for the last year which was my own account. shows how useless some criminals really are doesnt it

which tax return was that.... ::)
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Re: no.1 inland revenue fraud
« Reply #2 on: 31 March 2009, 13:09:09 »
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i rang the inland revenue last week trying to fund out what companies employed me last year as companies dot issue certificates now and makes it hard to do your anal tax return. i recieved a reply this morning listing compaies and what i earnt and how much tax deducted.

1 of the agencies listed i havent not worked for over 10 yrs. but i seem to have earnt 18,645.37p. after various calls this morning it seems whoever has been using my name has been banking the money into there partners bank account to hide there tracks. i have been told not to worry about it as they will sort it out and investigate it and they know its fraud as they know where my earnings have been going for the last year which was my own account. shows how useless some criminals really are doesnt it

which tax return was that.... ::)

ok anual then  :-[
im just a little behind  ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 31 March 2009, 13:25:28 »
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i rang the inland revenue last week trying to fund out what companies employed me last year as companies dot issue certificates now and makes it hard to do your anal tax return. i recieved a reply this morning listing compaies and what i earnt and how much tax deducted.

1 of the agencies listed i havent not worked for over 10 yrs. but i seem to have earnt 18,645.37p. after various calls this morning it seems whoever has been using my name has been banking the money into there partners bank account to hide there tracks. i have been told not to worry about it as they will sort it out and investigate it and they know its fraud as they know where my earnings have been going for the last year which was my own account. shows how useless some criminals really are doesnt it

which tax return was that.... ::)

ok anual then  :-[
im just a little behind  ;D ;D

i was only arsking ..
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Re: no.1 inland revenue fraud
« Reply #4 on: 31 March 2009, 13:30:12 »
what is going on in this country, fraud is from the bottom to the very very top, is everyone at it. i bet gordon brown gets disability living allowance for being half blind and his wife claims carers allowance too on top of his disabled badge for his car and his reduction in his tv licence  ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 31 March 2009, 13:31:12 »
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what is going on in this country, fraud is from the bottom to the very very top, is everyone at it. i bet gordon brown gets disability living allowance for being half blind and his wife claims carers allowance too on top of his disabled badge for his car and his reduction in his tv licence  ;D ;D

As he's blind in 1 eye does he get half price TV license?  ::) :-X
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« Reply #6 on: 31 March 2009, 13:35:17 »
members of the cabinet have to say yes now instead of aye as hes getting paranoid and thinks there taking the pi$$ out of him  ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 31 March 2009, 13:36:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 31 March 2009, 13:37:15 »
and apparently browns wife is such a snob now that when they have sex she doesnt come, she now arrives  ::) ;D ;D
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Re: no.1 inland revenue fraud
« Reply #9 on: 31 March 2009, 14:33:50 »
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and apparently browns wife is such a snob now that when they have sex she doesnt come, she now arrives  ::) ;D ;D

If she manages that she's the next candidate for the next porn expenses probe then.

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Re: no.1 inland revenue fraud
« Reply #10 on: 31 March 2009, 22:05:35 »
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and apparently browns wife is such a snob now that when they have sex she doesnt come, she now arrives  ::) ;D ;D

mine rarely even pops in.... ::) ::) ::) ::)
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