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[HolyCount]

my 16yr old daughter told her boy friend on the phone that she was pregnant . poor boy shat his pants   he was very happy when she said april fool

I bet you were too !!!!!

[STMO123]

Radio 1 were offering half price petrol to callers this morning -- switchboard got swamped  

Anyone who fell for that should be kicked in the boll8cks until their eyes pop out.

[miggcddave]

my 16yr old daughter told her boy friend on the phone that she was pregnant . poor boy shat his pants   he was very happy when she said april fool

I bet you were too !!!!!

i was happy she told me what she was doing first . if i caught half the conversation i would have hit the roof . then her boy friend lol ;

[TheBoy]

Radio 1 were offering half price petrol to callers this morning -- switchboard got swamped  

Anyone who fell for that should be kicked in the boll8cks until their eyes pop out.

Usual mentality of a proportion of Radio 1 listeners...   ...you know, the ones who spend all evening in chavved up saxos in McDonalds carparks, and are too rather lazy to walk to the bin.

If you have a lonely braincell, you'll believe anything that idiot Moyles sprouts out

[miggcddave]

Radio 1 were offering half price petrol to callers this morning -- switchboard got swamped  

Anyone who fell for that should be kicked in the boll8cks until their eyes pop out.

Usual mentality of a proportion of Radio 1 listeners...   ...you know, the ones who spend all evening in chavved up saxos in McDonalds carparks, and are too rather lazy to walk to the bin.

If you have a lonely braincell, you'll believe anything that thingy Moyles sprouts out

I second that mate bunch of tossers

[HolyCount]

In my defence I normally listen to the local independant --- but thhe radio was doijng it's own thing this morning  :-?

[STMO123]

In my defence I normally listen to the local independant --- but thhe radio was doijng it's own thing this morning  :-?

Are you sure? You sound very nervous. :-?

[Marks DTM Calib]

Apparantly in Norway they said on the radio that a local pharamceutical firm were selling industrial alcohol for 20NOK per litre (2 quid) due to over production and a drop in demand....which when the Beer is 8 quid a pint is very cheap.

They showed a clip of a que of people 100m long!