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HolyCount

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Totally wrong .... but ...
« on: 02 April 2009, 16:11:20 »

It did make me laugh .....

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves..'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward.. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked..

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains , because they've actually been used.'

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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #1 on: 02 April 2009, 16:44:50 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #2 on: 02 April 2009, 16:56:10 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #3 on: 02 April 2009, 17:02:05 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #4 on: 02 April 2009, 17:15:29 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #5 on: 02 April 2009, 17:16:47 »

V. Good!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #6 on: 02 April 2009, 18:59:22 »

Nice one HC ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #7 on: 02 April 2009, 19:44:52 »

That should keep the forum women happy HC........provided that their brains are large enough to understand the joke in the first place. ::) ::) ::) :y :y :y
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #8 on: 02 April 2009, 20:03:23 »

 :o.... :-/.... :-[.... :(....>:(.... ;).... ;D
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #9 on: 02 April 2009, 20:19:19 »

 ;D ;D ;D They do get used "beer, women, sex, cars, bikes" :-X :D
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #10 on: 02 April 2009, 20:48:48 »

i will not hear anything bad said about women,,,,,,,,i think every man should OWN one ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #11 on: 02 April 2009, 20:53:44 »

Behind every successful man........ is a suprised woman!!
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« Reply #12 on: 02 April 2009, 21:11:26 »

good joke that even the missed would find it amusing
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Re: Totally wrong .... but ...
« Reply #13 on: 02 April 2009, 21:16:26 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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