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[Lazydocker]

I can remember a late night visit to our local Tesco, after a night out with the boys (SWMBO picked me up and announced she needed shopping )

I needed a cheap suit for some reason, probably that I'd put weight on again , so thought I'd get a Tesco one as I don't wear a suit very often.

I wanted to try on the trousers but was told the changing rooms were not available at night so... Started dropping my jeans to be told I couldn't do that there. Why not? I ask... It's OK, I did put clean underwear on today!

Strangely enough I was allowed to use the changing room

[cam2502]

When i did have a Mrs i admit to to throwing random items into peoples trolleys. I've even stashed a Thomas tank flannel in my own trolley until the checkout then chosen my victim, a huge Arnie looking bodybuilder & furtively luzzed said flannel in his trolley when he was'nt looking, the cashier girl put it through & he was squirming telling her he did'nt want it or knew how it got there. She had to ring for a supervisor to remove the sale, this Huge bloke who could kill you with his eyelids was well embarrassed!!! Turned all the radios up etc.
   Personal fave is to let a real eggy one rip in the ladies hygiene aisle where it always smells nice then exit stage left pronto, i still enjoy that now.
   I may be getting old but i refuse to grow up!!!!

  Made me laugh out loud, im gonna try that soon!!!!!

[dbug]

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping :-?

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

 

The Banbury store is just 10 miles away from me, and knowing the kind of people who live in Banbury, that does not surprise me one bit!  

Northants always been full of pikey dole sucking sorts...

?? Banbury ain't in Northants bud.  Understand same can be said of Huntingdon  

[Pitchfork]

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping :-?

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

 

The Banbury store is just 10 miles away from me, and knowing the kind of people who live in Banbury, that does not surprise me one bit!  

Northants always been full of pikey dole sucking sorts...

?? Banbury ain't in Northants bud.  Understand same can be said of Huntingdon  

I've got gigs in Spratton, Northampton & Banbury this year - That's another Pikey Traveller heading your way!