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Funny
« on: 07 April 2009, 19:39:57 »



Laugh your lungs out, this is really humorous *

 

Three men (Mandela, Jacob Zuma, Mbeki) were travelling in a plane and their plane crashed in a remote island.

 

The king of the tribe told them that they could live if they pass a trial.

 

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get three pieces fruits - the best they could get. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

Mbeki came back and said to the king I brought three apples.

The king then explained the trial to him. You have to shove the fruit up your as* hole without any expression on your face or you'll be shot dead.

The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

Mandela arrived and showed the king three berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be!

Easy 1......2.....and on the third berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

Mbeki and Mandela met in heaven. Mbeki asked, why did you laugh?

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almost got away with it?

Mandela replied, I couldn't help it, I saw Jacob Zuma coming with 3 watermelons"

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Re: Funny
« Reply #1 on: 07 April 2009, 19:43:32 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #2 on: 07 April 2009, 19:50:22 »

 ;D ;D ;DGood one  :o ;D :D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #3 on: 07 April 2009, 20:01:50 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #4 on: 07 April 2009, 21:28:36 »

Oldie but slightly tarnished goldie
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Re: Funny
« Reply #5 on: 07 April 2009, 21:33:16 »

 ;D ;DLMAO ;D ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #6 on: 07 April 2009, 21:43:18 »

excellent  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #7 on: 07 April 2009, 21:50:49 »

very good, an oldie but a goldie  ;D :y
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Re: Funny
« Reply #8 on: 07 April 2009, 21:54:26 »

now that is funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 07 April 2009, 23:13:09 »

 :y
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« Reply #10 on: 07 April 2009, 23:14:18 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #11 on: 07 April 2009, 23:27:50 »

May be old but worth a smile........ ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #12 on: 07 April 2009, 23:46:57 »

 ;D ;D ;Dexcellent
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