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Bee Sting
« on: 09 April 2009, 23:26:33 »
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance is too wide.'

(Got the pic to go with this but should not post on open forum :o)
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Re: Bee Sting
« Reply #1 on: 09 April 2009, 23:30:52 »
PM Request please. :y
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Re: Bee Sting
« Reply #2 on: 09 April 2009, 23:34:06 »
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PM Request please. :y

PM me your email addy & I'll send it :y
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« Reply #3 on: 09 April 2009, 23:42:15 »
priceless!!
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« Reply #4 on: 10 April 2009, 00:18:03 »
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Re: Bee Sting
« Reply #5 on: 10 April 2009, 01:11:33 »
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A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance is too wide.'

(Got the pic to go with this but should not post on open forum :o)

I thought the punch line was going to be on the lines of ...........I will suck the sting out for you. Spent too much time reading Scruntie's Jokes me thinks........ :D :D :D
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