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[AndyVXR300]

Be very careful !!
MORRISONS SCAM
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene.. With their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts and their bums encased in tight shorts, it is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another branch of Morrisons. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, whilst distracted the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
 
So tell your friends to be careful.
NOTE:
Morrisons sell wallets for £1-99

[Gaffers]

 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

You had me horrified to start with, until the list of dates!!

[Debs.]

 .....I have collection of wallets!

[Cumbria]

Can you drive them to the Southport branch. The mrs might get suspicious if i offer to go shoping though.  

[amigov6]

Which Morrisons was that?!!!!!

[smoothomega]

PMSL  

[cem_devecioglu]

 

seems like its worth  

[Big Fra]

.....I have collection of wallets!

Very good!

U can have mine if u want!

[Plomien]

they weren't near my morrisons today  

[dbug]

.....I have collection of wallets!

For 10% Debs I won't tell

[RobseyMV6]

Nice one Andy!  

[Pete Elite]

Be very careful !!
MORRISONS SCAM
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene.. With their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts and their bums encased in tight shorts, it is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another branch of Morrisons. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, whilst distracted the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
 
So tell your friends to be careful.
NOTE:
Morrisons sell wallets for £1-99

 
   You lucky Bas***d,






    







    





















































                [size=14] I had to pay £2.49 for mine [/size] .

[unlucky alf]

disgusting never use windowlene on the screen

[steverubberduck]

heard this one before, but it's still funny...