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Polish joke
« on: 23 April 2009, 23:35:12 »

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his  English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he  rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce  for him "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
  
 LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
 
 POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
 
 LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

 POLE: "It made of concrete."
 
 LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
 
 POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
 
 LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
 
 POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
 
 LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
 
 POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
 
 LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

 POLE: "No, I always up before her."
 
 LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
 
 POLE: "No, she white."
 
 LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
 
 POLE: "She is going to kill me."
 
 LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
 
 POLE: "I got proof.
 
 LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
 
 POLE: "She is going to poison me.
 
 She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
  I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."

 
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Re: Polish joke
« Reply #1 on: 24 April 2009, 00:13:54 »

Well I am going to giggle at this.......... ;D ;D ;D ::)
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Re: Polish joke
« Reply #2 on: 24 April 2009, 00:21:01 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
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Re: Polish joke
« Reply #3 on: 24 April 2009, 00:25:42 »

Thats made me lol, i`m sure `i`ve met that guy on a building site down London.  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Polish joke
« Reply #4 on: 24 April 2009, 07:42:43 »

lol but the `ja, ja` is rather a German thing  :-/
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Re: Polish joke
« Reply #5 on: 24 April 2009, 08:29:04 »

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lol but the `ja, ja` is rather a German thing  :-/
Aye it should be tak, tak  :y
still made me giggle :D
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