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[Elite Pete]

A 2.6 manual is a setup I've considered....

Wonder what consumption is like...

Thats Gay, you need a full fat 3.2

Cough cough. What do you have under the bonnet? Fully skimmed

130bhp 1.8 but half the weight

Not with you in it

I will say to you as I say to my wife "It takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

So why does she say "I only felt a little prick?"  

She's talking about you

[Darth Loo-knee]

A 2.6 manual is a setup I've considered....

Wonder what consumption is like...

Thats Gay, you need a full fat 3.2

Cough cough. What do you have under the bonnet? Fully skimmed

130bhp 1.8 but half the weight

Not with you in it

I will say to you as I say to my wife "It takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

So why does she say "I only felt a little prick?"  

She's talking about you

Now I know your telling porkies, as I had her on my bike and she couldn't get both hands around it

[Elite Pete]

A 2.6 manual is a setup I've considered....

Wonder what consumption is like...

Thats Gay, you need a full fat 3.2

Cough cough. What do you have under the bonnet? Fully skimmed

130bhp 1.8 but half the weight

Not with you in it

I will say to you as I say to my wife "It takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

So why does she say "I only felt a little prick?"  

She's talking about you

Now I know your telling porkies, as I had her on my bike and she couldn't both hands around it

Its hard to get your hands around something you can't find

[Del Boy]

A 2.6 manual is a setup I've considered....

Wonder what consumption is like...

Thats Gay, you need a full fat 3.2

Cough cough. What do you have under the bonnet? Fully skimmed

130bhp 1.8 but half the weight

Not with you in it

I will say to you as I say to my wife "It takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

So why does she say "I only felt a little prick?"  

She's talking about you

Now I know your telling porkies, as I had her on my bike and she couldn't both hands around it

Its hard to get your hands around something you can't find

How do you know this Pete    

[Elite Pete]

A 2.6 manual is a setup I've considered....

Wonder what consumption is like...

Thats Gay, you need a full fat 3.2

Cough cough. What do you have under the bonnet? Fully skimmed

130bhp 1.8 but half the weight

Not with you in it

I will say to you as I say to my wife "It takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

So why does she say "I only felt a little prick?"  

She's talking about you

Now I know your telling porkies, as I had her on my bike and she couldn't both hands around it

Its hard to get your hands around something you can't find

How do you know this Pete    

He's always trying to stick it in my ear, it won't fit anywhere else

[Del Boy]

A 2.6 manual is a setup I've considered....

Wonder what consumption is like...

Thats Gay, you need a full fat 3.2

Cough cough. What do you have under the bonnet? Fully skimmed

130bhp 1.8 but half the weight

Not with you in it

I will say to you as I say to my wife "It takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

So why does she say "I only felt a little prick?"  

She's talking about you

Now I know your telling porkies, as I had her on my bike and she couldn't both hands around it

Its hard to get your hands around something you can't find

How do you know this Pete    

He's always trying to stick it in my ear, it won't fit anywhere else

[Darth Loo-knee]

A 2.6 manual is a setup I've considered....

Wonder what consumption is like...

Thats Gay, you need a full fat 3.2

Cough cough. What do you have under the bonnet? Fully skimmed

130bhp 1.8 but half the weight

Not with you in it

I will say to you as I say to my wife "It takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in"

So why does she say "I only felt a little prick?"  

She's talking about you

Now I know your telling porkies, as I had her on my bike and she couldn't both hands around it

Its hard to get your hands around something you can't find

How do you know this Pete    

He's always trying to stick it in my ear, it won't fit anywhere else

But you have got big ears  

[webby23]

Anyway, back on topic, well done Mark, I am not surprised he was well chuffed with it.......!!!!

 

[cem_devecioglu]

Perhaps I can provide you with another Omega to fill the space both on your drive and in your time!

Lol, I think I would be facing an expensive divorce if I did!

trust me women can do everything you cant estimate :-/