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[largecol]

Well, shit.....
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

All the best mate!

[Mr Skrunts]

That was good.

I personally go through life with the I dont give a shit attitude.
Plus
What you see is what you get.
and
To know me is to love me, if you dont like me then thats your loss.

Had I have taken life too seriously I very much doubt I would be here typing this.

I can count my true friends on 2 hands, I have money (some) in the bank.  I drive and Omega or 2    and I have you lot to keep me company when ever I choose to log on.  and I am single (By Choice)  what more could a man want.

[nick v6]

 
;Dthats some good sh!t mate
 

[largecol]

That was good.

I personally go through life with the I dont give a shit attitude.
Plus
What you see is what you get.
and
To know me is to love me, if you dont like me then thats your loss.

Had I have taken life too seriously I very much doubt I would be here typing this.

I can count my true friends on 2 hands, I have money (some) in the bank.  I drive and Omega or 2    and I have you lot to keep me company when ever I choose to log on.  and I am single (By Choice)  what more could a man want.

Nice one mate (can i have your life instead of mine?? Please??. . . . Pretty pleeease?)