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« on: 28 April 2009, 21:01:40 »

 The hair cut
 
 One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
 asked about his bill and the barber replies, ' I cannot accept money
 from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The florist was
 pleased and left the shop.
 
 When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
 ' thank you ' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door..
 
Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The policeman is happy and leaves the shop.
 
 The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ' thank
 you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
 
 Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
 he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept
 money from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop..
 
 The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a ' thank
 you ' card and a dozen different books, such as ' How to Improve
 Your Business ' and ' Becoming More Successful. '
 
 Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The Member of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop.
 
 The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
 
 And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
 the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament
 

 

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Re: MPs
« Reply #1 on: 28 April 2009, 21:07:21 »

That just about somes it all up too >:( >:( >:(
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HolyCount

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Re: MPs
« Reply #2 on: 28 April 2009, 23:19:33 »

All too accurate !!!!!!
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