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Swine flu update
« on: 29 April 2009, 16:36:57 »
Apparently we wont be getting swine flu in this country....it may offend the muslim community.



I tried ringing the helpline to confirm this, but all I got was crackling. :(
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #1 on: 29 April 2009, 16:46:59 »
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Apparently we wont be getting swine flu in this country....it may offend the muslim community.



I tried ringing the helpline to confirm this, but all I got was crackling. :(

You will surely go to hell...... ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #2 on: 29 April 2009, 16:51:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Swine flu update: Signs
« Reply #3 on: 29 April 2009, 17:28:16 »
One of the diagnostic indicators of the H1-N1 Porcine Influenza Virus is the characteristic sound of the patient during the early stage of the illness:

Ahhhhhh..............










Ahhhhhh..............











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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #4 on: 29 April 2009, 17:41:34 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #5 on: 29 April 2009, 17:41:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D......and if they are Jewish......?? ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #6 on: 29 April 2009, 17:45:19 »
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Apparently we wont be getting swine flu in this country....it may offend the muslim community.



I tried ringing the helpline to confirm this, but all I got was crackling. :(
;D :D ;D :D ;D :y brill
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #7 on: 29 April 2009, 17:48:55 »
I think I've got that swine flu......I'm coming out in rashers....! ;D ;D
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #8 on: 29 April 2009, 17:50:29 »
This swine flu has really got to me.....I've now got the trots.... ;D ;D
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #9 on: 29 April 2009, 17:54:54 »
Bored ? On your way to work on the train, tube, or bus ? Pretend you're on the phone and talk loudly about you're 4 week tour of Mexico, hang up and sneeze loudly. Sit back and watch the panic !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #10 on: 29 April 2009, 17:56:21 »
Gonna put some oinkment on me rashers now !! ;D ;D
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #11 on: 29 April 2009, 18:24:15 »
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Apparently we wont be getting swine flu in this country....it may offend the muslim community.



I tried ringing the helpline to confirm this, but all I got was crackling. :(

You will surely go to hell...... ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #12 on: 29 April 2009, 18:27:54 »
I now wish I had stayed in Thailand :-X
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Re: Swine flu update
« Reply #13 on: 29 April 2009, 18:37:21 »
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I now wish I had stayed in Thailand :-X
Has anyone else noticed the change in gender????
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« Reply #14 on: 29 April 2009, 18:59:14 »
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I now wish I had stayed in Thailand :-X
Has anyone else noticed the change in gender????

Tong-Ting has become Ting-Tong! ;D
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