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« on: 08 May 2009, 00:07:02 »
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears, "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech."


"At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech."


"When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech."


"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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Re: Priceless
« Reply #1 on: 08 May 2009, 00:09:30 »
Nice one.............. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 08 May 2009, 00:11:34 »
very good ;D
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #3 on: 08 May 2009, 01:34:41 »
johnathan ross got caught for shoplifting in a kitchen utensils shop .he said it was the whisk he had to take ! ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 08 May 2009, 07:07:58 »
Michael Jackson has just announced his UK tour dates. They are Joe age 5, Bob age 4, Dave age 5, Colin age 6 and Andy age 4.

Ferrari's F1 team manager decided to employ some Scouse teenagers as their new pit crew. This was because of their renowned skill when removing car wheels quickly.
At the 1st practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the f*cker to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some pictures of Hamilton's bird gettin shagged up the arse.

I'm about 3 years into my relationship now and started having erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas what the problem is.... She bought me some viagra,  I've bought the fat bitch a treadmill.

Wife walks in to bedroom and says to her husband "Tonight I'm going to make you the happiest man alive"
The husband replies "Dont f*ck about, whos going help you pack at this time of night"



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Re: Priceless
« Reply #5 on: 08 May 2009, 09:27:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very good :y
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #6 on: 08 May 2009, 09:28:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #7 on: 08 May 2009, 11:48:22 »
Quote
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears, "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech."


"At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech."


"When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech."


"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for."



 ;D ;D ;D Quality  :y :y :y
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #8 on: 08 May 2009, 11:52:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #9 on: 08 May 2009, 11:52:42 »
 ;D ;D ;D excellent ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #10 on: 08 May 2009, 12:25:57 »
Both of them are very good!  :D :D

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Re: Priceless
« Reply #11 on: 08 May 2009, 14:52:55 »
very good :D
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« Reply #12 on: 08 May 2009, 15:04:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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