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[ali]

I'm sat reading OOF when I should be having a threesome with Nigella Lawson and Carol Vorderman, nothing wrong with dreaming  

John Travolta and Alan Davis

Ali, this could be your lucky day, I look like John Travolta and Loo Knee looks like Alan Davis
Disclaimer [size=8](only after drinking 15 pints of strong ale)[/size]

One of them makes me laugh and the other one does much more ( its the eyes and chin ) work it out which way round

[HolyCount]

Am at home after throwing a sickie --- TBH shouldn't have gone in the last two days  

Trouble is I am my own worst enemy and try to "tough it out" --- even today I lay in bed this morning and decided to get up and do the washing up .... which washed me out too!  After another hour in bed I got up to hoover the lounge, in the process, sorting out Little Count's toys, and generally clearing up .... another hour in bed .... then up to make the wife a sarnie ( she comes home from work for her lunch) ... half an hour in bed ... fed up -- turn on TV ... nothing on ... bored   ... so here I am  

Going to collect the littl'un from nursery soon ... he will keep me occupied.  Playing "taxi" for me old dad later too !!!!

Hope you feel better soon   Im sure OOF is more interesting than afternoon tv

Thank you Ali .... unfortunately it's a condition that will linger for a few years at least --- some good days.... some bad  ( but still have to hit all the targets at work --- and will have to sit through a return to work interview ( even for one day off) ).

No arguements about OOF being more interesting than daytime TV though !!!!!

[Marks DTM Calib]

I'm sat reading OOF when I should be having a threesome with Nigella Lawson and Carol Vorderman, nothing wrong with dreaming  

John Travolta and Alan Davis

Ali, this could be your lucky day, I look like John Travolta and Loo Knee looks like Alan Davis

Disclaimer [size=8](only after drinking 15 pints of strong ale)[/size]

One of them makes me laugh and the other one does much more ( its the eyes and chin ) work it out which way round

Well Loo Knee looks more like this:



and Elite Pete is in this photo from a few years ago, 3rd row, 4th along



Hes a bit greyer now and the hair for his moustache has fallen out.

[ali]

Am at home after throwing a sickie --- TBH shouldn't have gone in the last two days  

Trouble is I am my own worst enemy and try to "tough it out" --- even today I lay in bed this morning and decided to get up and do the washing up .... which washed me out too!  After another hour in bed I got up to hoover the lounge, in the process, sorting out Little Count's toys, and generally clearing up .... another hour in bed .... then up to make the wife a sarnie ( she comes home from work for her lunch) ... half an hour in bed ... fed up -- turn on TV ... nothing on ... bored   ... so here I am  

Going to collect the littl'un from nursery soon ... he will keep me occupied.  Playing "taxi" for me old dad later too !!!!

Hope you feel better soon   Im sure OOF is more interesting than afternoon tv

Thank you Ali .... unfortunately it's a condition that will linger for a few years at least --- some good days.... some bad  ( but still have to hit all the targets at work --- and will have to sit through a return to work interview ( even for one day off) ).

No arguements about OOF being more interesting than daytime TV though !!!!!

Thats not good, I forget what its like not to have a boss to answer to.  :-/ Joys of self employment. But when Im poorly the money stops and the bills dont   hope you get paid for being off work.

[ali]

I'm sat reading OOF when I should be having a threesome with Nigella Lawson and Carol Vorderman, nothing wrong with dreaming  

John Travolta and Alan Davis

Ali, this could be your lucky day, I look like John Travolta and Loo Knee looks like Alan Davis

Disclaimer [size=8](only after drinking 15 pints of strong ale)[/size]

One of them makes me laugh and the other one does much more ( its the eyes and chin ) work it out which way round

Well Loo Knee looks more like this:



and Elite Pete is in this photo from a few years ago, 3rd row, 4th along



Hes a bit greyer now and the hair for his moustache has fallen out.

Let me guess you look like Brad Pitt

[largecol]

Sitting on settee, watchin my 11month old son gleefully throwing dvd cases around the room then climbing up against the digi-box, dvd player and continuously turn the telly off!!!!!
SHOULD be filling in 2 online job applications.

maybe he doesnt like what your watching and wants a dvd on

Well i cant see whats not to like about Handy Manny (the latino/american/wetback bodger with speaking tools) on Disney. Was considering giving him a ring re the Tractor!!

[Gareth Lewis]

Leaning back in my chair, feet on my desk, watching the end of the cricket recovering from finally actually meeting the dynamic duo that are Elite Pete & Loo-knee  

What I should be doing according to my darling wife (after SWMBO fell in love with Arnie the dog) is looking for one of our own!!

[ali]

Leaning back in my chair, feet on my desk, watching the end of the cricket recovering from finally actually meeting the dynamic duo that are Elite Pete & Loo-knee  

What I should be doing according to my darling wife (after SWMBO fell in love with Arnie the dog) is looking for one of our own!!

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What breed is Arnie?

[Del Boy]

Sitting on a large leather setee with the recliner out having a nice cold glass of Coke, should be searching for a BMW gearknob but what the hey   Well done on 100 posts btw!!

[ali]

Sitting on a large leather setee with the recliner out having a nice cold glass of Coke, should be searching for a BMW gearknob but what the hey   Well done on 100 posts btw!!

I want one, with ice cubes   Im back in front of the fire after doing some work, if you can call it that? running 15 dogs in a paddock all chasing 1 ball I love my job

[Xplicit 2.0]

Sat in my mates office, annoying him stupid (as its funny) reading up on OOF and doing a bit of website stuff and graphic designing.

[miggcddave]

just came in from the garage working on a volvo all day. sat down with laptop on oof and a bottle of bud  

[Del Boy]

Sitting on a large leather setee with the recliner out having a nice cold glass of Coke, should be searching for a BMW gearknob but what the hey   Well done on 100 posts btw!!

I want one, with ice cubes   Im back in front of the fire after doing some work, if you can call it that? running 15 dogs in a paddock all chasing 1 ball I love my job

On the coffee now   Front fog lights for the BM this thread just reminded me god knows why  

[Gareth Lewis]

Leaning back in my chair, feet on my desk, watching the end of the cricket recovering from finally actually meeting the dynamic duo that are Elite Pete & Loo-knee  

What I should be doing according to my darling wife (after SWMBO fell in love with Arnie the dog) is looking for one of our own!!

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What breed is Arnie?

A cross between "cute" and "soft" according to my wife. Not sure Loo-Knee should have a better idea. Staffordshire & something else - whippit maybe?

[tunnie]

currently just watching TV, i work as a technical operations analyst for a mobile content & entertainment company