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[STMO123]

Does this work if you spot a rather attracttive female officer?

"Sorry, i feel scared, can you walk me home, i just took £50 out"

10 mile walk later


"fancy a drink after that loooong walk?"  

 

A very rare beast.

The Met has quite a few!

They will, of course, appear that way to you Mark. You are a lusty youth with you brains in your 'dangle berries' at the moment

...and yours are where?

Let's have a poll!  

In my wallet

[tunnie]

your 'dangle berries' are in your wallet? that must raise a few laughs at tesco tills.

[Nickbat]

your 'dangle berries' are in your wallet? that must raise a few laughs at tesco tills.

Well he keeps ferrets in his trousers so there's no place else.  

[sonikhead]

i know what the reply off a copper would be round this area if i asked him to walk me home it would be f--k off you idiot, what planet is gordon brown really on, what a f-----g statement ay.

[maria]

Does this work if you spot a rather attracttive female officer?

"Sorry, i feel scared, can you walk me home, i just took £50 out"

10 mile walk later


"fancy a drink after that loooong walk?"  

 

Or the other way round as see a nice looking male police officer and say the same thing

[Nickbat]

Does this work if you spot a rather attracttive female officer?

"Sorry, i feel scared, can you walk me home, i just took £50 out"

10 mile walk later


"fancy a drink after that loooong walk?"  

 

Or the other way round as see a nice looking male police officer and say the same thing

A weakness for men in uniform, eh Maria?  

[STMO123]

If I were a crook, which of course I'm not, anyone who withdrew a wodge from the cash machine wouldn't get ten yards, never mind the last mile.

[tunnie]

Does this work if you spot a rather attracttive female officer?

"Sorry, i feel scared, can you walk me home, i just took £50 out"

10 mile walk later


"fancy a drink after that loooong walk?"  

 

Or the other way round as see a nice looking male police officer and say the same thing

A weakness for men in uniform, eh Maria?  

We all know what to buy James for Christmas  

[maria]

Does this work if you spot a rather attracttive female officer?

"Sorry, i feel scared, can you walk me home, i just took £50 out"

10 mile walk later


"fancy a drink after that loooong walk?"  

 

Or the other way round as see a nice looking male police officer and say the same thing

A weakness for men in uniform, eh Maria?  

We all know what to buy James for Christmas  

Whats that then I wonder mark